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Big G

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About Me

I get really bored writing these things, ppl who know me know about me so its not for me to say i guess.im a pretty uncomplicated person who wears his heart on his sleeve and enjoys a laugh. love meeting new people from all walks of life and i don't take myself too seriously. friends and family mean alot to me and i don't take fools gladly. erm, what else.....i have one foot an entire size bigger than the other. i really do!!


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My Interests

Enjoy being a couch potato from time to time, going out with friends, walking (sounds sad I know but I really enjoy it!) reading, love my music and don't go anywhere without my earphones. Love the cinema but haven't been for ages. Like cooking but I don't really cook stuff much, just warm things up (and that one time I was in a hurry and had no dry underwear and ended up cremating my socks in the microwave. I really did honest!)

I'd like to meet:

A clone of myself so I could learn more about myself. Failing that, I'd love to meet Cameron Diaz. She looks really fun and the kind of person you'd have a laugh with.Oh, I'd also like to meet Barry Scott, that really irritating wopper from those stupid Cillit Bang adverts just so I could punch him! Mr Bennet & The Impecable Mrs Agueirera...I'm A happy man...Gay or whatever...Stil pretty great..x

Music:

Really really varied, will listen to anything but don't have much time for gangsta rap, it gets on my nerves. Like old Motown and Soul, Ike and Tina's early stuff, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Cheryl Lynn, Otis Reading, thru to Christina Aguilera, (come on, I'd be a shit gay if I wasn't into at least one of Kylie,Britney,Madonna,Mariah etc but she's the only one I really like!!) Lily Allen, Joss Stone, The Fratelli's, Basement Jaxx, Missy Elliot, Natasha Bedingfield, Blondie,Jack Johnston,Green Day's early stuff,Prince is amazing,Amy Winehouse,Erykah Badu, Alliyah, Funky House, Macy Gray, Scissor Sisters, Mylo, was a big Beyone fan but she's gone a bit wierd nowadays feeling the need to recite her's and shakira's name incessantly in a certain VERY annoying song!!

Movies:

Hedwig And The Angry Inch is an absolutly brilliant film and I'd reccomed it to everyone! Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pretty Woman, (gay I know but I'm not arsed!) Trainspotting, Death Becomes Her, Pulp Fiction, Shrek 1 & 2, Terminator 2, Wayne's World, Girl Interrupted, Nightmare On Elm Street, (just the first one tho) Gia, What's Love Got To Do With It, Coffy, all the X-Men films, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Amelie, Drop Dead Fred, Shawshank Redemption, Toy Story, Monsters INC, Serial Mom (pussy willlow's dotty...) Erin Brockovich, Ghost, Mr & Mrs Smith, Sister Act (boogie woogie on the piano!!??) There are far too many so I'm going to stop now!

Television:

Tears still haven't dried over Sex & The City (*sniff*) but love Family Guy and The Simpsons.Different Strokes, Will and Grace, X-Files, got to love a bit of Trisha, all the soaps, Girls of the Playboy Mansion is hilarious (haaa-haaa-aaaaaa!), Wife Swap, punk'd (the one where Justin Timberlake cried was legendary! As was the one where Beyonce thought she'd ruined all the orphaned kids' christmas presents and just didn't give a shit!!!), Who's Line Is It Anyway (bring it back to primetime!!)

Books:

Lovely Bones, Tales of the Unexpected, (or any Roald Dahl for that matter) The Beach, Eleven Minutes, The Buddah Geoff and Me, Veronika Decides To Die, Kiss and Tell, The Buddah In Daily Life. Really want to read Tina Turner's autobiography but I can't find it anywhere,I think she's lying pretending she wrote one when she didn't.

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, mine and Emma's cat(s), (she's hilarious, he's hyper!) Oda Mae Brown, Jancie Dickinson, Lynette Scavo, Carrie Bradshaw, and my friends...you know who you are...

My Blog

Bar Tending

Seeing as though I have been bartending for what seems to be a the lifespan of most domestic pets, I came across the following and it made me giggle.It's the sort of mentality that great looking ...
Posted by Big G on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:50:00 PST

Spooky!

Hello Everyone,Its been a while since I worte one of these blog-thing-a-majiggy's so I thought I'd share something really funny that happened last night.I got back from my friend's house and came...
Posted by Big G on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:18:00 PST

Car Crash TV

Hello everyone...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Just thought I'd drop a line about&you've guessed it&Big Brother! Anyone who knows me knows I'm one of those s...
Posted by Big G on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST

Stupid Scallies!

Just had to comment on one of the most randomly hilarious things I think I've ever encountered in my life!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Anna and me went to ...
Posted by Big G on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:02:00 PST