SARCASM IS A SECOND LANGUAGE TO ME
I LIKE TO EAT A CUBE OF CHEESE WHEN I FEEL DIZZY
I BEAT ANOREXIA
YOU CAN SUCK A NUT
I'M LIVIN' LARGE & TAKING CHARGE... BIG BOI!!!
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION IS WHAT I CONSIDER EXERCISE
THERE'S A PARTY IN MY TUMMY
I'M A PLUM SMUGGLER, A SHANGHI SURPRISE,
A WEENIE IN A BOTTLE
SAMSONITE!!! I WAS WAY OFF
I'M A PIRATE
THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE I CAN HIT MY
GOAL BIRTH WEIGHT OF 8LBS 9OZ
YOU'RE JUST A VACUUM WITH NIPPLES
I PUT MYSELF LAST, BUT I LIKE PUTTING OTHER PEOPLE FIRST
I LIVE OFF VITAMIN WATER & BOLD TIC-TACS
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TIED MY OWN SHOES
MY DAY ISN'T SUCCESSFUL UNLESS I MAKE AT LEAST 1 PERSON SMILE
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT 5% OF THE TIME
I'M A TOUCHY, FEELY PERSON
I LOVE WHITE GUYS!
PIERCINGS & TATTOOS MAKE ME WET
YOU WILL FOREVER LOVE ME
I'M RIDING A HAIRY TRACTOR
I LIKE TO CUT OR STAB SKINNY BITCHES FOR FUN
ONE DAY I'LL DO A GUY BECAUSE OF HIS BRITISH ACCENT
I AM THE BEST SINGER WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY CAR
I'M KINDA A BIG DEAL, & FAMOUS IN MY OWN MIND
YOU'RE TALL, & BIRD LIKE
MY FAVORITE CHINPOKEMON IS SHOE!!!
DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THE MANTA RAYS???
I STILL HAVE BAGS & BAGS OF CLOTHES THAT I HAVEN'T WORN YET BUT STILL HAVE URGE TO BUY MORE
I LIKE TO STEAL FROM PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
I CONSIDER MY FRIENDS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE & I WILL BASICALLY KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THEM
I LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK WHALE
I CAN'T TOUCH STYROFOAM NOR HEAR THE SOUND OF IT
I REMEMBER THINGS MORE WHEN I'M INTOXICATED
I LIKE MAKING UP RANDOM NAMES FOR MYSELF
I ADORE MY ADOPTED CAT BRABRA, SHE IS ABOUT 245 YEARS OLD & HER JOB IS TO STEAL THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
IF I HEAR YAH MO B THERE ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA YAH MO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND
