Mr. Saxon

Hello, fellow human beings. It is me, Mr. Saxon showing you that I am not above the brilliance of social networking.Now if I may garner your attention for just a moment, we are not alone in the universe. For 2 Christmas days now we have seen alien ships hovering above London, then there was that suspected attack on Parliment a few years back, not to mention that Cyber-race that appeared in every home across the country.If I am elected as Prime Minister I PROMISE that we shall become a safer Britain that does not have to live in fear of alien attacks. Other candidates will no doubt say that I am wasting my time with focusing on this but make no mistake, this is a matter of SURVIVAL. Entrust me with your county fellow Britons and we shall suffice. VOTE SAXON!