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About Me

Name: krisco/kat/donkey
Birthday: 12/16/1983
Birthplace: San Fransisco
Current Location: wouldn't you like to know
Eye Color: hazel/dark brown depends on the day
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 5"4 or 5"3 none too sure...
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im using them for...he he he ahem, but i digress...right handed
Your Heritage: Hispanic Birth Parents(Mexican/ Argentinian)...Adopted @ birth & raised Italian so im Latin iether way i suppose
The Shoes You Wear The Most: umm comfy boots
Your Weakness: being alone, mary jane, and cuddling
Your Fears: that someday i will mereley settle for what i want instead of pushing forward to become the best of my potential all because i was too scared of personal failure/rejection to even try
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage red onion and fresh avacado on top while its fresh mmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pay off my debts, discover who i am, and my complete my first ece course @ college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:Monday-Friday "God damn 4am is a disguisting time of day!" Fri- Sun varies though...
Your Best Physical Feature: i only have 2 nicknames Kat is one, Donkey is the other...u figure it out
Your Bedtime: when i say
Your Most Missed Memory: my four lost years"02-06" if you know me you'll know why
Pepsi or Coke: i must say coke is much crisper and less sweet than pepsi
MacDonald's or Burger King: MCDs fries and burger king Hershey pies mmm orgasmic pie...
Single or Group Dates: depends on the guy, perfection would be to start as a group date and then partways mid-date for a one on one close to the date if we get along and everything
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: occasionally with the cowboy killer, however Bob Marley joins me often...
Do you Swear:what a dumb fucking question i may be an educated woman but im still human!! however i am a firm believer that when people swear all the time with vulgar words "it shows the mark of a lazy mind and therfore a lazy unkept mouth"- my mom why not swear/insult colorfully? for example "f-ing beotch" is much better when you say " cum guzzling gutter slut" lol see what i mean? fun huh?
Do you Sing: professionally/ competitivley and of course for fun
Do you Shower Daily: i should hope so
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: currently enrolled..."i'm a scholar...people like me... !!"
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: mostly
Do you get Motion Sickness: never, unless that spinning-roller-coaster-feeling u get when ur drunk counts...
Do you think you are Attractive: no i believe i'm appealing, intruiging and charming
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes...when i have my stuffed dog DOC to protect me
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute lol j/k i wish i could play the guitar piano and the harp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: dumb fucking question im italian, wine comes as a daily dose of medicine in my house
In the past month have you Smoked: another dumb fucking question
In the past month have you been on Drugs: another dumb fucking question ask and ye shall recieve!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES for the first time in four years it was interesting to say the least i love being single again
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep depressing as usual
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreo: eww no...marshmallow chocolate pinwheels are much better
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes akagi rocks!!
In the past month have you been on Stage:not yet
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope for once in my life i did the dumping and boy did it feel good
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: unfortunately no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does spare change in my parents cars count?lol
Ever been Drunk: another dumb fucking question
Ever been called a Tease: only in a good way
Ever been Beaten up: i don't condone violence unless its to save ur own life,call me weak if you wanna but i refuse to lower myself to hitting " you reprimand a dog by hitting it not a person" so no i havent been "beaten" buti have been "reprimanded" by unimportant Boys. thats a good way to put it... if it came down to it i know i could fuck some shit up and thats the important thing.
Ever Shoplifted: yep when i was 6 so emberassing considerin my mom caught me and made me go back in the store and return it by myself and apologize which is terrifying to a six year old
How do you want to Die: memorably, peacefully, and with some dignity hopefully i will have earned lots of respect and love and my funeral will be well attended but thats just my insecurity talking
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: loved, happy, and comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit: new Zealand Hawaii reno italy and mexico ive never been outside of california befor EVER i swear ...sigh i wish i could someday soon but itll happen eventuallly im sure
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: green,blue,brown, i like them allin boyz girls i love big blue green eyes like my ANNIFERDS... sigh
Favorite Hair Color:brown and sandy blond
Short or Long Hair:long hair is best but short hair is fine as well
Height:5"7 or above
Weight: "good looking"
Best Clothing Style:comfortable and appealing
Number of Drugs I have taken: another dumb fucking question if youre curious ask, but do not seek knowledge unless you can refrain from judgement...
Number of CDs I own: hhhhmmmm i dunno
Number of Piercings: 4 i have 2 in each ear hopefulls soon a tongue ring
Number of Tattoos:none too scared of needles but when i do i want 2. One on my ring finger palm side , my Familias initials, and the second is for when i have kids i want a small rubber duckies for each child with a blue or pink colored beak and it will have their initals on the wing pretty simple really...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one only one
i am currently 23, i am a fun hilarious interactive spontaneous and kindhearted young woman. i was always a tomboy, so i am used to being one of the guys, but i also was involved in a youth group that cultured me in any and all skills necessary to be a proactive feminine and successful person so i can be a lady when the occasion calls for it . i love dancing of all kinds i was even a member of the black student union step squad at my high school. i do salsa, and ballroom competitions on occasion only amatuer fun. i used to sing competitively as well, until the passing of Teddy Lightfoot my mentor now i do recordings of any and all kinds wit a few studios and independent labels and i am currently working on recording a demo as well. i am from a loving family, mom and dad and one younger sister who is the bane of my existence. she is only 22 but we are completely different people so we don't get along well. i am adopted ,though i have never felt that way, my parents are wonderful and i owe them alot. my birth parents are from Argentina and Mexico, and i was raised in a strong Italian family. so i guess im Latin either way you slice it, i commonly joke that all Latin women are good at four main things we all fight,F^%K, cook and clean. lol. but i dunno you'd have to ask my friends if any of that is true or not i have attended culinary school, Canada college, and CSM, even applied for the NAVY. none of which i completed, so i am am trained in many skills but i have no degrees i kept changing my mind. i am currently working to finish acquiring my ECE credits so that i can become a preschool or kindergarten teacher. i was previuously employed as a children's gymnastic program instructor ages 1 yr to 10 yrs old.GO TUMBLE BUS lol for two years it was the best job ive ever had(so far) currently i am fortunate enough to work with NOAH'S they rock i am a catering queen FEAR ME

My Interests

pampering/"chillaxin'" with my FREINDS is my favorite, dancing of all sorts, cooking, sewing, soccer, swimming, singing, driving lllllooooovvvveeee drag racing and cars, writing, designing, i enjoy giving my friends gifts and attention. i love making other people happy. i like anything outdoorsy. i camp alot and i have been skiing every year since i was born.i SUPPORT the campaign for Marijuana Reform in the United States, i participate by choice, and i travel to rallies when i can. As long as i am in good companies i am always eager to travel anywhere and everywhere for the sake of the memories. i have a penchant for photography, and being a natural people person, i also love animals of all kinds my family currently owns 7 pets all of which i am responsible for the upkeepconcering their toilet(s) cleaning rabbitt dog and cat poop every other day is awful other than that i help out my mom with her classroom kids alot i used to work at a childs mobile gymanstics center until recently now i am a killer caterer lol but i know my true calling in life is teaching children i have many more interests but im tired of typing.......

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I'd like to meet:

maya angelou, xibit ( he seems so cool), Garth brooks, Angelina Jolie ( my wife),and my favorite authors jim davis, roald dahl, dan brown, and rosalind miles and of course i wish i could meet jhonny carson, martin luther king, harriet tubman,& abe lincon, and last but not least JESUS

Music:

any and all kinds ask me its way too long too type
lil' mama & Avril Lavigne:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoo71VEYhs

Original "Girlfriend" song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI

Movies:

the labryinth dark crystal blue collar comedy tour bruce almighty super troopers cars shrek 123 harry potter all of them all disney cartoon classics saving private ryan knocked up...GOD its way too long too type

Television:

cartoons mostly i love cartoon network because family guy futurama and robot chicken are fucking hilariuos i also enjoy spongbob squarepants foamy the squirrell invader zim the angry beavers and aaahh real monsters tv is more like discovery channel dirty jobs with mike rowe mythbusters and how is it made i like charmed buffy the vampire slayer csi law and order svu so you think you can dance will and grace friends everybody loves raymond whose line is it anyway etc etc just ask

Books:

gone with the wind pride and prejiduice a million little peices the clan of the cave bear series all harry potter books the chronicles of narnia the alice in wonderland chronicles men are from mars women are from venus the guenevere trilogy and the isolde trilogy the mists of avolon and so on and so forth im a huge book worm just ask if ive read what you like and who knows ill probably know what youre talking about

Heroes:

i know its sappy as all hell but my heroes come from my family my dad the superhero who works 80 hour weeks he even bought his own business which was his dream and ended up having to sell it due to the deaths of his long time friends and partners he watched his dream die and went back to the same old job after leaving it because he had to maintain his families comfort he is a selfless superhero my mom the kindhearted multitasker who cares for 23 different kids all day and still makes time to involve herself the lives of the two she has at home my sister (as ironic as it may sound ) even though we dont get along she is the proudest and strongest woman i know she lets nothing and noone stand in the way of her sucess and she achieves it all without drugs, or sidetracking for dating. all of her friends left california recently and i am amazed that she still works two jobs goes to school and comes home with a smile on her face and most especially my two sets of grandparents my Grandma and Grandpa (moms side) were both the most educated and kindhearted people of unwavering faith. Grandpa died when i was two and at times i steel feel his presence and in 21 years of my life i can always remember when i dream of walking and talking with him we were connected my Grandma is still alive she is so posive and upbeat her faith is truly inspiring and the way she speaks of her hopes for the future and for the human race touches my heart and gives me hope that life and people dont suck all that bad. they were soulmates though my grandma speaks of my grandpa as if he is not gone only waiting she finds strength from the memories instead of missing him and makes me ashamed of feeling self piteous at any time she is my bookworm saint. My Nonni &Nonno (dads side) were the real defintion of everlasting love they were married for 57 years... Nonni taught me everything i know how to cook how to sew, be a good hostess, and a true housewife, how to be strong and to take life witha grain of salt. Nonno was a cantankerous old fart as i lovingly say &he called me his lil' shit (theres a funny story behind that) he was a blast he always made me laugh he was very opiniated though and he definitley taught me the most about humility. i sang at his 50 wedding anniversary suprise party and that was the first time i had ever seen him cry after that he never missed a competition of mine even with an oxegen tank. he passed away recently and his absecnce is felt throughout all the family. My Nonni however does not have the strength in her to withstand life without him unlike my grandma she has not been the same the memories seem to bring her sorrow and pain not joy and hope truthfully i will be relieved to hear of her passing knowing that with Nonno is always where she wishes to be.she is the most devoted heart i have ever known, a loyal wise and patient mother, grandmother, and wife. she is my angel. and last but certainly not least my friend ANNE though to me she is my guardian angel and not really human she is the superb example of strength, fidelity, integrity, determination, patience, honesty and compassion, she has loved me throughout all the good times and forgiven me for all the bad times i dont know where i would be today if it was not for her she makes me feel blessed everyday that i call her my freind and just to know her love for me is never faltering but grows with each passing day makes me the luckiest woman on earth to have such a treasure as my best freind... all of these people are my heroes and i hope you have similar ones , my heroes are all i hope to be and to achieve the best i can through there example and the best part is unlike superman my heroes are real...I believe in Heroes do you?

My Blog

Walter and Jeff Dunham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXOg23pGeA ...
Posted by Krisco on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:26:00 PST

Bill Engvall - Quit Smoking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgxj3gBSVIc ...
Posted by Krisco on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:41:00 PST

Bill Engvall-STUPID PEOPLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=famhW3PkFfA ...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:02:00 PST

foamy the squriell cell phone ads and cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzblmMlxC7g well the videos off but its still hilarious...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST

Foamy Rants on Drug use

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZlaVjYwUU god i love his sarcastic truths but just to be clear I LOVE MARY JANE but u gotta admit this shits funny...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:59:00 PST

Jeff Dunham and Bubba J

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE ...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Peanut & Joze - Complete Par

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfunsO6HOOI ...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go ...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Sweet Daddy D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaybOwDhJZo ...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST

REVELATION

LAST NIGHT was awesome thats the best time ive had in sooooo long. i am so grateful for my true freinds that love me like family i ran in to four of my old freinds last night all of whom look sa...
Posted by Krisco on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:33:00 PST