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Lost the plot

words are like leaves and where they most abound, much fruit of sense beneath is rarely found. Alexa

About Me




......ITS BOLLOCKS!!!

When i was 23 my brain turned to mush and i remember watching it pool around my feet as it slid out of my nose and ears. It annoyed me ever so slightly because i had just got ready to go out and i got brain all over my clothes,tut. Now i just plod along in my life and hope for the best. I know at the mo i have an unusual urge to learn to play the clarinet, random.A poem by me....I wish that in my poetry I had better vocabulary Words that flowed in success Make my poems sound the best Everyone hanging on words i had written Reading a rhyme thats beautiful in description Unfortunately my poems are abominable Its a sad fact thats undeniable!!!LOL

My Interests

Painting my annoying doodle piccy, what an insane decision that was, its going to take ages. Not looking in mirrors, fuckin scary shit in those. MY CAR MY CAR MY CAR ohhhhhhhhh how i love my carrrrrrrrrrrrr :0)

I'd like to meet:

Me in a parallel universe.Scary thought!!! POB, i think we'de get on great!!!!

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Zero7, Massive Attack, PearlJam, Pendulum, Soundgarden, Beck, Audioslave, Stone Roses, Echobelly, Sleeper, Stone Temple Pilots, The Dandy Warhols, Queens of the Stone Age, Alice in Chains, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Norah Jones, Sia, Arcade Fire, Portishead, the list goes on...

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Twentyfour hour party people, Go, American Beauty, The Labyrinth....yea baby!!! Anything by Tim Burton.

Television:

Who has time for the zombie box???????

IF ANYBODYS TAKEN THE TIME TO READ DOWN THIS FAR IM IMPRESSED!!!!

Books:

Books, oh i love a good book, its like diving into a sea of bliss where your awake but dreaming. Putting a book down is like coming out of a trance. Books are my escape, i would be lost without there beautifully imaginative pages.

Heroes:

Preying Mantis and all animals at the lower end of the food chain. Poor little bastards!!!! Imagine you wanna go out and get some grub for the family and on the way to tesco or whatever somut eats you, well thats what animals have to deal with all the time. I think id have a nervous breakdown, im scared of wasps so id probably just do myself in to prevent the inevitable. Im bound to be eaten, it would just be my luck. Thats what little animals deal with every day, just think of it.....