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Alex "Gauge" Worley

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About Me


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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Kinda Multi-Coloured
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: Medium
Favorite Color:: Red
Screen Name:: alexworley
Favorite Band:: Jurassic 5
Favorite Movie:: Leon
Favorite Show:: Lost
Your Car:: Actually Tim's Bike
Your Hometown:: Botley
Your Present Town:: Botley...need to get out
Your Crushes First Name:: ???
Your Grade:: uhh...
Your Style:: Free
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: no, too slopey
Kissed someone in the rain?: yea, but not by choice
Danced in a public place?: all the time
Smiled for no reason?: yea
Laughed so hard you cried?: and almost wet myself :) ....err...
Peed your pants after age 8?: errr no...
Written a song?: yea, itwas pretty shite
Sang to someone for no reason?: no
Performed on a stage?: yup, born natural
Talked to someone you don't know?: yea
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: all the time...
Made out in a theatre?: yup, and then some
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: what?
Been in love?: with anything other than shiny things? no
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Oz
Tell you, I love you?: The man in the mirror
Kiss you?: see above
Hug you?: Mav...
Tell you BYE?: Tim, as i was cycling away with his bike
Write you a note?: Lynne, at work
Take your photo?: Mav on Benny's B'day
Call your cell phone?: Matts
Buy you something?: Tim, several beers
Go with you to the movies?: a girl called Amanda (not Parker)
Sing to you?: ...
Write a poem about you?: !!!
Text message you?: Mav...again...
Touch you?: what..the..
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: about 20 seconds ago
Time you cried?: i do not know....
Movie you watched?: Definately not Star Wars Ep. 3....err...
Joke you told?: probably a dig at the aussies
Song you've sang?: Kasabian - Stuntman
Time you've looked at the clock?: Right now
Drink you've had?: Lucozade Sport
Number you've dialed?: 1 - Answer Machine
Book you've read?: The Dilbert Principal
Food you've eaten?: Ham and Mozzerella Toastie
Flavor of gum chewed?: Airwaves with Gurana
Shoes you've worn?: Puma
Store you've been in?: Republic
Thing you've said?: "Im Going For A Shower" after Bike Ride
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: nope
Whistle?: Yea
Blow a bubble?: Yup
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Yip
Cross your eyes?: Ya
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Not Quite
Dance?: Very Well, Bangra Style too
Gleek?: what now?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Was planning to tonight, but SOMEONE Cancelled....
Speak a different language?: yea
Impersonate someone?: of course
Prank call people?: ha..no...
Make a card pyramid?: yeah
Cook anything?: lots of things
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: Student again, I'd shoot myself
I wish ...: I Wish, I Hadn't Killed That Fish
So many people don't know that ...: I Killed JFK from the Grassy Knoll
I am ...: Not paying my £50 tab at the Brig
My heart is ...: in my ass
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My Interests

Kitesurfing, Mountain Biking, Shooting (12 Bore, sporting clays) Drinking, Bowling, Cricket, Golftest

I'd like to meet:

Wierd "Al" Yankovic..

Music:

System Of a Down, Mad Capsule Markets, Kasabian, Beck, Radiohead, Hot Chip, Jurassic 5, Aphex Twin, We Are Scientists, Maximo Park, OK GO, The Cat Empire, Queens of The Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, Linkin Park

Movies:

The American Pies, Ronin, Leon, Matrix's..

Heroes:

Hadlow because hes made it 3 in a row...and Guisla Pullido, because she 12 and Womens KPWT World Champion. Schuey, because no-one has anyone done it 7 times. And Tiger Woods, because...well...you know..