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About Me

I'm an actor, writer, producer, and DJ. I live and work with my wife and our two budgies. (The budgies don't actually do much work though; they just eat, sleep, whistle, fly and shit a lot).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun-loving people who enjoy life and can manage to be interesting without being nasty.
You're 10% Irish
You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.
Not even on St. Patrick's Day!
ie: You're about as Irish as my left butt-cheek you Maltese liba-breath. How Irish Are You?

My Blog

Giant breast-plates

Giant breast plates (on my pillow)How I miss thee weeping willow.Come on Ted,Back to bed;Shun that rusty armadillo.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:20:00 GMT

Evil Things To Do: #1

Nothing can make you feel better than the certain knowledge that you've just ruined someone's day. Since today was a holiday, I dedicated a large part of the morning thinking about evil things one can...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:37:00 GMT

The Phone Swatter and an Aged Gesturer

Yesterday morning I had a meeting and therefore an excuse to get out of my office during the day. It was a nice day so I took it easy - enjoying the warm air and Maltese village life all around ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Open Door Policy

Things have been quite interesting recently. The last performance of 'Losing Louis' passed by last Sunday and for the first time this year I find myself with some rehearsal-free evenings. ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Beware the Hangover Fairy

Today was a public holiday which means pretty much bugger-all to me. The only difference is that while I still work as usual, less people bug me than they normally do. A few weeks ago I he...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 17:47:00 GMT

Open Auditions

One of the big things in my to-do list this month is to cast and film the pilot episode of my next sitcom. It's quite a cool concept and should be lots of fun to watch, and most importantly, to...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:13:00 GMT