I'd like to meet:
Seeing how it's super hypothetical I don't see why they would need to be living. Einstein seems like one crazy Jew. Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard, Meryl Streep. Paul Mccartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, Bob Marley, Judy Dench, Andre 3000, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, christopher Walken, Snoop dogg.... There are a lot of amazing people out there. I have become friends with so many great people and my life is so much better because they are in my life and so I really just want to meet more people that are going to enhance my life and make it better and if you entertain me in the process, so much the better.
Music:
I like everything from hardcore like FATA and farewell to the Flesh (c-kill 4 life!) to punk music like Dead Milkman to Brand New to rap like Outkast and Ludacris, Black Eyed Peas. But my heart will always belong to hippie music like The Beatles, the Doors, Joni Mitchel, Bob Dylan... and my all time favorite singer has to be Omar de la Vega :)
Movies:
Audrey Hepburn rocks my socks off and anything with her in it rules. Boondock Saints, Die Hard (Yippie Kay yay motha fucka), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, any Kevin Smith movie, Y tu mama tambien is the hottest mexican movie ever
Television:
For some reason I like celebrity reality shows. Hogan Knows Best, Gene Simons Family Jewls, The Girls Next Door, Chris Angel Mind Freak, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Futurame, CSI, Law and Order SVU, ER, That 70s Show...
Books:
"Running with Scissors," "The Invisible Man," "Slaughter House 5," "Stuart Little," "In My Life," "White Oleander," "Lovely Bones," Tommy Chong's "Meditation from the Joint,"
Heroes:
Did you ever know that YOU'RE my hero? (it's true) You're everything I would like to be (seriously) I can fly higher than a mother f*in eagle because YOU (my friend) are the wind beneath these wings!