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About Me


I've just locked on to your position. Now, run!

"I am like the weather. Forever changing. Each sunshine never the same. But be forewarned, I like thunder and lightning best . . ."
The name is Trantz. Aspiring writer, screenwriter, executive producer, talent scout, Whitelighter , air drummer, Earth Elemental , spy/assassin, amateur photographer, graphic designer and seeker of the invaluable truths of this world extraordinaire. As well as a certified, card-carrying Browncoat [points if you know what that means]. "Eclectic" may be the word used to discern my interests, but it doesn't even begin to describe me.
There are really only SIX -ish things you need to know about me [not necessarily in the following order]:
1. I am a pagan and I live -ish for the supernatural
2. Joss Whedon is my god!
3. I hate ALL races of humans equally. You're all stupid for several different reasons. None of you should be proud.
*shakes head*
4. I hate labels. Trying to squeeze an individual molded by several thousand different earthly beliefs and pop culture trends into a single adjective is a bit twatish. But, don't get me wrong I will be the first to label you. Makes things easier for me.
5. Comedy/Humour. It's just better with an accent. That's [one of] the way[s] to this girl's heart.
6. And no, this song [on my music player] is NOT about you.
      ‡The Rules‡ 25/5 Ah, yes. The unpleasantness of authority. Well, if you want to get on with me it'd be nice if you didn't piss me off right from the start. Don't you think? Yeh? Okay.
1. I DON'T WANT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING!!!I understand that this is a networking site, however, I do not condone nor do I participate in Myspace prostitution. Looking for a collaboration on a project, a date to a function, or good old-fashioned companion/friendship is one thing, but people-collecting for the sake of promoting something as frivolous as, say, your tits or a BLOODY RINGTONE!!! is just rude.
*Music is a whole other storie.
2. DO NOT REQUEST/ACCEPT ME if you have no interest whatsoever in speaking to me. While I cannot always guarantee intelligent conversation, it's safe to say that you should be prepared for anything. Otherwise you will be denied/"edited".
3. IF YOUR FIRST SENTENCE TO ME contains the words "shorty" or "ma", you will be ignored.
4. IF YOU REQUEST ME and you have over 300 people in your Friend Space, please make the sodding effort and accompany the request with a message.
5. DON'T BE SHY I'm not a total bitch. I'm quite friendly actually. I just have issues with time [among other things -- clearly]. Don't waste mine and I won't waste yours.      
     

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


‡ My doppelganger
‡ My dark haired, green-eyed prince of darkness
‡ Rowan Atkinson
‡ Batman
‡ Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie
‡ Ginger people
‡ Hugh Laurie
‡ [hott] Librarians seeking adventure, ancient treasure, etc.
‡ Matt Lucas and David Walliams
‡ Dylan Moran
‡ Sexeh Pirates! Arrgh!
‡ Role-players
‡ the ONLY gay in the village, Daffyd Thomas
‡ Alan Tudyk
‡ Supreme overlord of the creative 'verse -- Joss Whedon

Who I Would NOT Like To Meet:

‡ Anyone that lumps 90210, Gossip Girl, The O.C. and One Tree Hill in the category of great teen drama. I really have no respect for you people.
‡ Anyone who thinks The Man O' Steel is better than The Dark Knight. Weak dude. Weak.
‡ The latest teen pop tart and all those who aspire to such commendable positions in society.
‡ Racists. 'Cos again, you [the human race] are ALL idots as an ENTIRE species.
‡ Wankers, tossers, twats, oiks, and general, all-round arseholes

  

  

  
Even Bats behaves like a selfish git sometimes.

My Blog

8 Simple Rules for Dating ME

So, we've been out once or twice. There's a mutual attraction and you wanna get to know me a little better before you set to putting things in stone. Well, truth be told I don't like to play game...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:26:00 GMT

Good enuff . . .

There will be, quite literally, millions of people you will come across in this lifetime. Some you will get on with. Others, not so much. And for every one person, there will be hundreds of ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:54:00 GMT

VD 2008

I really have nothing to say . . . Same rules apply. . . . this year it just hurts more.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:28:00 GMT

Happy Ne.....ah phukit!

Happy Watsit! Though, so far there's not much to be happy about. *shrugs* This year I will not resolve to lose anything. And why would I? Weight seems to be pouring off me. Mates come and g...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Im a workin gal now!

No, no I still need a little more than 20s and 50s if you want all this right'chere Yesterday was officially the start of my new job [I've been workin' since Thursday]. Yay, right? WRONG! Y...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:56:00 GMT

Double bollocks! *UPDATE*

So it looks like this year I won't be working with the DYCD as I have done the past 3 years. Just as well, I've got loads of other things need doing anyway. I may not be getting minimum wage...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:33:00 GMT

Vive!

Ah, life. A curse for some. A precious, ten fingers and ten-toed miracle for many. And supernaturally speaking, the unattainable smack in the face. But if one more person asks me what I want to do wi...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:40:00 GMT

Fuck me, I did it again!

I thought it was a cruel joke when they sent him to me. When he said those . . . things. The Universe likes to play games that way. I mean, you don't ask for much and when you do it's nothi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:09:00 GMT

No more wire holidays! Whahuh?!

I'm baaaack! Not that any of you lot would notice. I could be in hospital for weeks and not one of you would come visit. I reckon that's where you think I was, isn't it? Sorry to dissappoint, luvlies....
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:33:00 GMT

Goodbye cruel world . . .

In less than an hour I will be on my way to hospital for some minor, but much needed, surgery. And I just thought I should tell you that if I don't make it, I want you all to know that&...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:43:00 GMT