Well... you want to know about me... do ya... i'm 27 years old... i've been tattooing now for about 5 years and i enjoy every minute of it... no not really... that's a lie... i have to deal with the occasional drunk and crazy girls... lets see if i wasn't tattooing i'd definitely be doing something within the art field... like pan handling or bank robbing... i always have a bandana and a money sack handy... i don't do drugs but i do like rugs... unless my dog has peed on them... i end every sentence in "..." when i type... i don't know why... but i do... i don't have goals but i do have things i want to do... like beat guitar hero on expert... so i can impress employees at toys r us as i rock out on there system... i want to learn how to make a quarter magically float because i reckon you'd be able to impress a lot of people if you had that skill... i've got an old motorcycle with a sidecar but it's stuck in customs... so i don't have it also... i have two cars but can only drive one at a time... which leads me to believe i don't need two... i do believe people with beards look like they are really good at there trade... i wish i could grow some facial hair... whenever i blow out candles on a cake and make a wish... i always wish i was a fish...
