Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Heller! I'm Bret-Michael, I currently reside in Huron Ohio... It's a deathly boring town, but there's alot of beaches so it evens out somewhere. On the weekends you can usually find me out and about in Cleveland/Lakewood hanging with my BFFs. I'm pretty average and yet far from it at the same time. I have a car (getting a new one soon), I work full time. I just recently got my CDM (Certified Dietary Manager) license (think two steps below a dietician). I eventually do want to become a dietician but that'll be later down the road. I keep a pretty active social life, so you may have to push to get your way in (if you're fun and/or pretty, it's a plus). I'm very down to earth, and a pretty nice person once you chip away the ice. I give everyone a fair chance all around whether it be friendships or relationships, until you give me a reason not to. I'm a Gemini and the perfect definition of one. I'm pretty complex, but underneath it all, it's alot more simple than it seems. p stars layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

MySpace (It's like crack, but cheaper!), hanging out with the bitches on Coutant, going out to clubs (when I'm able to), dancing, heffering down on chinese, sleeping, listening to music, shopping, laying on the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and anyone, just don't be a douche :-)

Music:

Madonna, Garbage, Lisa Marie Presley, Britney Spears, Lil' Kim, Elton John, Cher, Dashboard Confessional, t.A.T.u, The Supremes, Mariah Carey, Fall Out Boy, Alanis Morissette, Evanescence, Pink, Maroon 5, Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Trina, Elize, Janis Joplin, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Tina Turner, Marilyn Manson, John Lennon... Infernal, Cascada, any kind of techno/trance/dance/electronica.

Movies:

The Godfather Trilogy, Good Fellas, The Manchurian Candidate, Adaptation, Madonna Truth or Dare, Kill Bill Part 1 and Kill Bill Part 2, Rocky Horror Picture Show, SickO, Stepford Wives, Evita.

Television:

South Park Reno 911, Family Guy, Project Runway, Top Chef, The Real Housewives Of Orange County.

Books:

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Autumn of the Patriarch, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Angela's Ashes, The Prophet, The Bell Jar, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

Heroes:

My heroes are my friends. They have taught me far more about life and about myself than anyone ever has. I cannot thank you all enough. Love you ♥

My Blog

The Cause Is The Cure.

"Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Ki...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

To My Haters...

I heard she mad rich, I heard she dead brokeI heard she sniffin' coke, Shut up bitch !Ayo Kim can spit, man she don't write her shitNah Biggie wrote her shit, Shut up bitch !I heard she goin...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

Things I’ve Learned Lately... 4-20-2008

Things I've Learned Lately... - The Twilight Zone is very real... I entered it briefly this weekend... - Aunt Linda is beyond amazing... Period. - Sticky's cupboards had food in them... - I was broke...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST

Things I’ve Learned Lately... 4-13-2008

Things I've Learned Lately... - Yay for my new 2008 Toyota Yaris... Lovingly named Yasmine Yaris. - Sticky now knows all about ManHunt... - "Let's talk about this one!!!" It's the new saying, start pr...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:26:00 PST

Things Ive Learned Lately... 3-23-2008

Things I’ve Learned Lately... - Holly and I will be staring in our own show on HGTV, it will be called Goth Life Gardening... - Do not bother me in my sleep, I have no idea what I’m doing ...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:51:00 PST

The Way I Are...

I've been doing alot of thinking over the past few months, and alot of looking inward at myself... Why I have no idea, maybe in an attempt to figure myself out. Not that I'm unhappy with who I am, I'm...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

Things I’ve Learned Lately 3-5-2008 (The Long Awaited Return)

Things I've Learned Lately... - Going for a month without the internet sux ass, for real... - Holly and I still hate Cravins... - Apparently I smack my lips while I sleep... I still don't believe this...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:36:00 PST

The Road Between...

Out on the road between nowhere and hell. I caught a glimpse of my reflection in you. But they can't believe I still want you around. Hung on the line between addiction and this. I can't believe you ...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

Things Ive Learned Lately... 1-28-2008

Things I've Learned Lately... - The rumors are true, Stick and Maddy live in an igloo... - Thank God for Ivana's hottness... - A house on the beach is a lovely thing, however a House In the Village is...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST

Things Ive Learned Lately... 1-20-2008

Things I've Learned Lately... - Dirty/homeless people smell like meat... You know like the hot dogs with cheese in the middle... - I will no longer date ANYONE under the age of 18. Yikes. - I will not...
Posted by Bret-Michael [Dark-Sided!] on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:57:00 PST