I am pretty much open to meet anyone worth a damn or has something more than "uhhh" or "ahhh" to say.
I'd like to meet President Obama to shake his hand and tell him great job getting elected, but then I would like to punch him in his gut and kick him in the face for being a complete douche bag.
I'd like to meet Paris Hilton and tell her how great she looks and thak her for her charity work, and then slap the back of her head as hard as I can and tell her to wake the fuck up and get realistic.
I'd like to meet Congress to stand in front of them and say thank you for serving the people of the United States, and then I would like to lock the doors of the Congressional Hall and show them the bomb I have strapped to myself. GET BACK ON TRACK and take care of the issues at hand and stop worrying about paying the poor by breaking the rich.
Last but not least, I would like to meet God. For this meeting I would like him to come to an undisclosed location for dinner. I would then ask him to feed me with a piece of bread and turn my water to wine. If he can do that for me, I will take back every mean thing I ever did and will do in the future and never sin again. Until then, we're all going to hell anyway, so fuck it.