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Carrie Jane

About Me

I love to laugh. If I am not smiling then I am waisting my time. I only watch funny stuff. I don't Ever watch scary movies. I would pretty much watch stand-up comedy all day long, that is if my child didn't insist on watching Disney half the day. I love music and I love Comedy so, it dosen't get any better than Tenacious D. The Pick of Destiny is the funniest fucking movie I have ever seen. I am a Football fan, let me rephrase that, I am a BUCKEYE football fan. I watch EVERY Game. We rock. Eddie George is the Greatest and Sexiest football player ever.




My Interests

My Child. Art,Comedy,Music. Tattoos and Piercings.In that order too. My child is the most beautiful girl in the world. Being her mother is the greatest thing I have ever done in my life. She makes my days brighter. She is so smart and caring,and so sensitive. She truely is ,The Love of My Life. She is so cool, her taste in music is the greatest.




Every day.....Jefe.......My life changed forever the day I lost you, and I will never be the same. RIP:Jefe,Poet,Tracy,Dime,Layne.

I'd like to meet:

Funny People Rock... Stephen Colbert,Michael Moore,James Redfield,Dane Cook,Christopher Titus,,John Stewart,Jack Black,Kyle Gass,Anne Rice,Dave Attell,Greg Geraldo,Steven Lynch,Will Farrell,Adam Sandler,David Beckham,Kendra Wilkinson,Ryan Dunn,Bam Margera,Zack Braff,Tommy Lee,Pamela Anderson,Angelina Jolie,Paris Hilton,Dita Von Teese,Eddie George, Steve Vai,Any member of Tool, Led Zeppelin, Korn.....a little to late,Dime-Bag Darrell.Stephen Colbert is a Sexy Dork!!


Beautiful People....




Music:

Led Zeppelin,Tenacious D,Pantera,Tool,Perfect Circle,Sublime,Hooka,Damage Plan,Superjoint Ritual,Black Label Society,Down,Johnny Cash,CCR,Korn,Rage Against the Machine,Black Crows,Diamanda Galas,Pink Floyd,50 Cent,Snoop Dogg,Metallica,Shade of Hate,Dark Vein,Beastie Boys,Ozzy,Mazzy Star,Rush,Type O Negative,Bob Marley,Nora Jones,The Cure,Motley Crue,Primus,CKY,Mad Seasons,Alice in Chains,Limp Bizket,Guns-N-Roses,REM,311,Anthrax,White Zombie,Lamb of God,Faith No More,Janes Addiction,Steve Vai,Prince,L3ft,NIN,Slipknot,BeethovenJohnny Cash - I Walk the Line (live 1959)

Add to My Profile | More VideosDime-Bag Darrell Is awsome! He was the greatest gutiar player in the World. If you don't believe me before you argue, watch this shit.!!!!!!!!!Dimebag Darrell BEST SOLO EVER!!!!!!!!!!

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Movies:

Troy,Fight Club,Snatch,Boondock Saints,SLC Punk,Domino,Tenacious D:The Pick of Destiny,Saving Silverman,Enemy of the State,King Kong,Any Movie with Jack Black in it,Old School,Poolhall Junkies,Pulp Fiction,Walk the Line,Mr. and Mrs. Smith,The Breakfast Club,Ali,SuperMan,Spiderman, V for Vendetta was awsome.Alice in Wonderland,Sky High,Any film by Michael Moore.is it dead?

Add to My Profile | More VideosDONT DO ACID KIDS!!!!!

Add to My Profile | More VideosClerks 2 Extended Jay "Buffalo Bill" Dance

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Television:

I watch The Colbert Report Every Single Night,Stephen Colbert is the funniest person on EARTH .and The Daily Show IS the News as far as I'm concerened. I love Scrubbs too.The Girls Next Door is funny.Kendra Rocks.

Books:

James Redfield;The Celestine Prophecy. Everyone in the world should read this book. Anything by: Anne Rice.

Heroes:

My Step-Dad. James Redfield. Stephen Colbert. Micheal Moore. People who Stand Up for what they Believe in, and Laugh while their doing it.
Make your own Zing!

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
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My Blog

My Sister's Funeral and the Murder That Followed...

January 2003.. I was driving home from Springfield with a "friend". When my phone rang, it was my mom.. She said "Carrie, are you sitting down?" "Nope I'm drivin'." You need to pull over..... "OK".......
Posted by Carrie Jane on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

I Love This !!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Carrie Jane on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:47:00 PST

My Child is the Most Beautiful Girl in This World!

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Posted by Carrie Jane on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST

Steve Vai.....

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Posted by Carrie Jane on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

ahh,So Fuckin' Funny!

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Posted by Carrie Jane on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

Stephen Colbert : Bush Bashing

Stephen Colbert is the man! This is so funny !C:..Documents and Settings..Administrator..Desktop..stephen-colbert Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Carrie Jane on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

When I'm Sad..This helps

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Posted by Carrie Jane on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Will Farrell and The Landlord

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Posted by Carrie Jane on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

I had this dream about Jeff....

I can control my dreams and this is how one of them went... I was sitting around a camp fire, I looked up and seen Jeff sitting across from me. I knew right away that I was dreaming. I've had dre...
Posted by Carrie Jane on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

Smart and Funny...

I was staring at Grace, and I said "You are So Beautiful."  She said "Yeah, and I'm smart and Funny too.".............. She's right. ...
Posted by Carrie Jane on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:29:00 PST