Since i assume you all know me (or at least recognise me, anyway) by now, we'll keep this brief.I am David Frederick Garfield Marsh. i am not Jack Osbourne.
I like lots of things, mostly my girlfriend/wife, Chloe Jade Akers, but also playing guitar in my band, my burgeoning fencing career, and offending everybody.
I'm depressingly pretentious, but at least i have an intellect (and an ego) large enough to back up my snobbery. Well, at least until i start drinking, then i just turn into an ass.
Finally i am 18, and therefore legal to do a lot of things, i.e. drink, vote, smoke, etc. but since i have been doing two of these things for the past 3 years, and since the Conservative Party will always win in the constituency in which i live, it's really not that much of a big deal.
PS
The Cravattes .
