poi staff kerosene naphta machettes dead babies.. the usual
a real ninja..
anything i can spin to
*The Shining* *The Crow* *Quills* *Zoolander (even Germans like to laugh sometimes)* *Nosferatu* *House of 1000 Corpses* *Hedwig and the Angry Inch* *Wind in the Willows* *300* *Narnia* *The Penis Monster* *2 girls 1 cup* (awwww too soon!)
*Robin Hood* *The Tudors* *Weeds* *Futurama* *Family Guy* *Robot Chicken* *House*
*Iain Banks - The Wasp Factory* *Chuck Palahniuk - Diary, Choke, Stranger Than Fiction, Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Haunted, Rant Casey* *Alan Lightman - Einstein's Dreams* *Edgar Allan Poe - Every single word he's ever written* *Arabella Randolfe - The Vampire Tapes* *Koushun Takami - Battle Royale* *Irvine Welsh - Trainspotting* and Porno* *Would you like to play Hide and Seek with furry, lovable, old Grover? - Whoever came up with Seasame Street...*
*David Hasselhoff - because he loves hamburgers* *Danzig - Cuz he's SUCH an asshole, POINT AND FLEX MUTHA-FUCKA* *My brother - For paintball wars*.. *Anyone who has ever gotten drunk, and woken up wearing lederhosen* *That guy from House of 1000 Corpses - Cuz he was a sexy, crazy, murderous redneck*