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HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

.. WHEN I'M NOT POLLUTING THE AIRWAVES WITH BAD REALITY TV , *** I MAKE CLOTHES & OTHER ASSORTED CRAP..AND PEOPLE SEEM TO DIG ON IT*** You never know who's going to trade their soul away or what they're going to get for it unless you're Helen A. Handbasket, ex-executive chief in charge of operations for the burning flames of hellfire. Who are her sources? Wouldn't you like to know? Sorry, all communications are confidential and the property of Helen A. Handbasket****LIQUOR, GUNS AND LIPGLOSS......WEAPONS OF CHOICE.**** I DIG ALL THINGS SWEDISH, #1-CUZ I'M SWEDISH, #2 -CUZ THEIR MUSIC ROCKS, #3-CUZ THEY HAVE COOL FURNITURE! . .. WATCH THIS SHIT:

My Interests

Originally from the mean streets of BOSTON-Grrrrrrr!...Im a disgustingly HAPPY person and have ZERO tollerance for people who wallow in their own self pity. I LOVE HOT RODS, GUYS THAT DRIVE HOT RODS, GUYS WITH COOL SIDEBURNS THAT DRIVE HOT RODS, GUYS WITH COOL SIDEBURNS AND TATS WHO DRIVE HOT RODS . Im not into stuff like, sincerity or respect...im really shallow and tend to treat people like shit most of the time. ( shhh dont tell anyone )Im also a bad liar and a real meanie!! ;) But im happy as a pig in shit! :)Oh..and i like to bake scones for my church's bake sales! Im half Swedish-half Italian, I don't drink NEARLY enough water....I like wearing high heels to the gym, people who make me laugh, and sparkly lipgloss. I love guns, but im petrified of knives. Nerds turn me on, and i like it when a guy can fit into my pants. I have ALL of Von Dutch's albums--that guy can really sing! I wont hang with UGLY people, spent a little time in the slammer for a crime i did not commit and have been known to steal lawn furniture when im drunk. Most of my friends are saints, i love my mom, ROLLER DERBY,cutting up my clothes...and i cry when people hurt my feelings ( not really, i do it caus it makes the OTHER person feel bad). I may be crazy, but i'll never be average. Airports are like classrooms. I pray every day, try and help old people as much as possible and daydream--(when i'm not sleeping.) When i love----its for life!! I like the smell of rain, gas fumes and newly bloomed Jasmine . I'm a pushover, but im a tough little cookie. I'm learning to channel the energy of the universe..and found im pretty good at it. Im ticklish-only if i like you. I shop at thrift stores, love Duran Duran , DEL TACO for breakfast, and dive bars. I'll give you the shirt off my back, if you promise to cut it up and make it look cool. I cant watch the Soprano's cause it makes me homesick.( this witness protection thing sucks!) I like to watch things grow, practice unconditional love and listen to classical music while cleaning the barrell of my gun. "I want my records back-and that motorcycle gas tank, that i spray-painted black." I wish i kept my KISS colorforms and my Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox-who knew? Im sorry if i ever hurt your feelings and i love it when old couples still hold hands. Now Where the f.@k are my keys????

I'd like to meet:

That jerkoff that rammed into the side of my '79 Plymouth , Christopher Walken, The ghost of Steve McQueen , Alexander Mc Queen, Aqua Man, Nicke Royale , Iggy Pop, Loretta Lynn, Mia Farrow, Twiggy, Edie Sedgwick, a man with a DECENT set of sideburns who can pull off a pair of tight plaid pants with grace and masculinity, HANK 1 & 3 ( not 2--he's fat) , a friend that aint afraid to tell ya when you got things hanging from your nose. Preferably men with SPINES who are capable of opening a can of PBR for a lady ( oops already found one!!! xoxoxo) , Vincent Gallo, my higher self and YOU again--for the very first time.

Music:

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY ROCK N ROLL : Anything 70's--'cept the Disco, Good Ol' Durty Southern Rock!, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, IGGY POP, Old Bowie,Supersuckers,Unknown Hensen, Drive-By Truckers, Social D, Ryan Adams, Johnny Cash, tHROW rAg, The Stooges, T-Rex, Roxy Music, Blondie, Richard Hell & The Voidoids, Ramones, NIRVANA, Hank Williams, Loretta Lynn, The Vacation, Bow Wow Wow, JAY,Montrose, Bread, Lost City Angels, Quintaine Americana, Bosstones, Flogging Molly, The "Rev",Hank111, Charlie Daniels, Bread, The Cramps, HANSON, Sex Pistols, Gen X, Depeche Mode, Psych Furs, Flock of Seagulls,Duran Duran, CCR, Fu Manchu, and a hell of alot more i dont feel like listing right now...can we come back to this?

Books:

The Bible, the YUMMY.COM catalog, The Keith Richards Book of Healthy Living, Gossip Rags and Fashion Mags.

Heroes:

My Mommy, Mike Ness, Johnny Cash , HOWARD STERN,Peter Griffin, Rodney Bingenheimer, Jesus and the guy who dresses up in a sub sandwich costume and dances on the street corner in 100 degree weather for SUBWAY SANDWICHES--now, "THAT GUY".... is my FUCKING HERO!!!

My Blog

SANDY WEST - R.I.P

i just found out that one of my all time idols, SANDY WEST died yesterday. She was a member of probably THE most influential all girl-band ever- THE RUNAWAYS!I had the priveledge of meeting Sandy a f...
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

DAILY WEATHER REPORT FROM "INSIDE THE RADIATOR"

http://www.davidlynch.com/dailyreport/index.html
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:48:00 PST

Rockabilly is for cool kids!

i made that f-n drum head for JIM .!!!!!.does that make me cool? look ma..i made it on SNL!!!! ...
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST

MY NEW BABY!!!

I'd like to introduce you all to my new little baby puppy, MITCHELL. We brought our little monster home last weekend, and he's already my bestest buddy in the whole wide world!!!He is the smartest, mo...
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

BUS RIDE TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, if you've EVER been forced to use PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION in Los Angeles--then this story may not phase you in the least. However, to those who have yet to experience the sheer JOY and EXC...
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

watermelon lipgloss, pug puppies & books about memes and social epidemics

3 things i'm diggin on at the moment. oh and this Stooges CD i had to re-buy this weekend: IGGY COMPLETES ME!...
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST

MY NEW BABY!!!

i bought myself a new car this weekend. And I LOVE HER TO PIECES!!! she's special! :)
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:56:00 PST

i wanna be your dog

ahhh...see? there was actually COOL SHIT going on in Hollywood at one time
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CRACKWHORE COUTURE-MY SHIT DONT STINK!

RETAL/ PRESS INQUIRES : [email protected] this is the REAL shit people, not the crappy t-shirt collection...this is runway collection of dirty little whorish outfits for the discriminating scumbag....
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last night...

HANK 111 LOTS OF TEQUILA COUPLE oF CALCULATED FALLS LOUD MUSIC STALKER BATHROOM THRASHED ;) AUTOGRAPHS ON BOOBS MORE TEQUILA MORE FALLS RUG BURNS NO SLEEP BAD GIRL WIPED OUT NAP TIME SLE...
Posted by HELEN A. HANDBASKET aka LIZZY THIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST