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Tony

SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL ALL BE WORKING FOR ME.

About Me

Hello,I'm 30 yrs. old, I live in up state NY. Currently in my last year of College. I'm Single and looking. I like all sorts of women. My favorite Pornstars if they can be called that are Via Paxton and Ms. Deja. I enjoy reading books by Sir Laurence Gardner and I do think that Jesus Christ had a wife and kids. I think modern architecture sucks. And what passes for mens fashion these days is nothing to write home about either. I study yoga, Qabala, left-hand path Tantra . I'm not evil no matter what people may say about me, just realistic. I'm the Chief of the name for the O'Hanlon Sept, Prince of Ulster and Grand Master for the Imperial and Royal Dragon Court and Order. For those of you who know what I'm talking about Nicolas DeVere went bye-bye. I love Italian food. If he could have stayed on the ticket I would have voted for Al Sharpton purely for the comic relief he would have brought to the WhiteHouse. What do I think the world needs? More nude pics of Countess Bathoria---AND the ladies I mentioned earlier. Anyone who'd like to know more about me feel free to email me.

My Interests

sex,whiskey,things that go boom!, ,tantra,lilith the she fiend, monarchism, world domination, ancient history, Countess Bathoria, fast cars, fast women, bumfight.com, Linsey Dawn McKinsey, The Venture Brothers, alchemy, the dune chronicles, finding out whether or not Tracy Twyman really is hiding the Holy Grail in her underwear drawer, the true nature of kim's relationship with john, why is it that math makes no sense to me, why Johnny Unitas never turned into the hero we all thought he could be, puppies, kitten, small animals doing stupid things that make me laugh, Paula Abdul doing a strip tease, Ted Kennedy not knowing when to shut up and quit while he's ahead, parallels between my ex girlfriends and the six wives of Henry VIII, Kevin Smith, a new jersey centric version of history, Jay & Silent Bob, Beavis & Butthead, why it is that I attract strange creatures, future history, Guy Stair Sainty getting gang-raped in prison, more nude pics of Melantha Blackthorne, ormus, Tiamat Goddess of Chaos, grey goose vodka, bestowing titles of nobility on friends and family members, being remembered a thousand years after I die, answering the call of chthulhu.

I'd like to meet:

Countess Bathoria, Nina Mercedez, Bam Margera, Saddam Hussein, Thomas Kelly, King of Connaught, Boyd Rice, Shirley Manson, Gretchen Cornwall, Rachael Gilliver, The Donnas, Terri Nunn, Dr. Zahi Hawass, Salima Ikram, Via Paxton, Jen Vixen, Fetus DeMilo, Eden Prosper, Eden Mor, Summer Sinn, Lorna Morgan, Blanche Barton, Prince Michael of Albany, Laurence Gardner, David Icke, Chloe Vevrier, who ever thought up Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Donald Michael Kraig, Mistress Persephone, Andre Braugher, Rutger Hauer, Mel Brooks, Stuart Townsend, Heather Hunter, Linnea Quigley, Julie Strain, Zakk Wylde, Ernst-Augustus of Hanover, Zara Philips, Otep, Brian Albert-the long suffering husband of Tracy Twyman, Patricia Berg, Matt Lizott, Peter Klensch, Dean Pietropolo, Ray Manzarek, Steve Smith, Daphne Zuniga, Roseanne Arnold, Steve Buscemi, Clive Barker, Ashley Laurence, Jet Li, all the guys working in Code A at IBM-Poughkeepsie, Kid Rock, Donald Tyson.

Music:

NIN, Tool, Disturbed, Samael, Solitude Eternus, Dimmu Borgir, Prong, Type-O Negative, The Doors, J.S.Bach, Richard Wagner, Mozart, Henry Percel and anything written before 1600 A.D. No rap, no country.

Movies:

Dune (the original) All of the StarWars films, Midway, Hellraiser I-IV, The Last Samurai, Lilo & Stitch, The Amityville Horror ( both versions were good), Poltergeist I & II, The Evil Dead trilogy, My Science Project, How I got into College, The Rage:Carrie2, The Manchurian Candidate, Horse Feathers, Patton, Book of Shadows:Blair Witch2, Braveheart, Willow, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Dark City, Helen of Troy, Strange Days, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Arabian Nights, The Odyssey, The Storm of the Century, The Perfect Storm, Broke Down Palace, Killing Mona, Point of No Return, Gettysburgh, Gods & Generals, Glory, Amadeus, The Madness of King George, Quills.

Television:

Cartoon Network--Adult Swim. Enough Said.

Books:

All of Laurence Gardner's Holy Grail Books including Magdalene Legacy. Necronomicon:The Wanderings of Alhazred, Aghora:At the Left Hand of God, Hyperspace, The Dune Chronicles, The Epic of Gilgamesh, The Iliad, The Aeneid, anything by Carlos Castaneda, more later.

Heroes:

Charlemagne & Jack Daniels