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Ashley

Karma.

About Me

To be honest, I am horrible at keeping in touch with people. "Follow up" has never been my strongest feature, but I do mean well! I will answer you with time. I'm absolutely obsessed with animals and watch Animal Planet every time I find time to turn on the T.V. Except I can't watch Animal Precinct or Animal Cops shows because they are too sad. However, I have gotten to where National Geographic shows(even when predator eats the prey) are tolerable.Living in West Hollywood/Beverly Hills and working in Santa Monica for a marketing and graphic design firm provides a great balance of beach and... well.. whatever WeHo/BH can be described as. I work hard during the week and usually do events in Malibu, Santa Monica, West Hollywood, Hollywood, and Beverly Hills on the weekends. I also do some freelance writing, blogging, Public Relations, and occasional modeling (but I'm gettin' too old to keep up with these 13 year olds!). www.ashleybrauer.comFinding time to follow up with friends and family isn't always easy for me, but I do my best. Hit me up, email is usually best.

My Interests

Animals - All kinds Movies - mostly Comedy, Horror, and Action, BERKELEY! Dance - Tap, jazz, ballet, lyrical, hip-hop Zoos, wildlife rescues, hiking, dogs, Swedish Festivals, travel, road trips, camping, not laundry.... Writing... People that don't mind that I'm blunt

I'd like to meet:

Steve Irwin ... nevermind :( RIPCesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer)A Koala....and hold it.George W. Bush... to kick him.

Movies:

Horror, Comedy, Action, BERKELEY,

Television:

Animal Planet National Geographic Discovery Channel Discovery Health Channel

Books:

Elizabeth Wurtzel Anything (Bitch - Now, More, Again - Prozac Nation - etc...) American Gods Invisible Monsters Oh The Glory of It All Secret Service - Ja Ja Eats Chutes and Leaves

Heroes:

Dogs- because I've seen some at the Humane Society that have been very mislead in the past, and they still find a way to forget and renew loyalty to a deserving human. They can teach humans so much!

My Blog

Brain Aneurysm

Don't send flowers or cards. But thank you if you did. Brain surgery wasn't traumatizing for me, it was the pain and confusion of "Is it cancer? Is it Meningitis? Am I dying?" Surgery was an ANSWER. A...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:11:00 PST

She Dont Eat Meat...

Being the A.D.D. person I am, I randomly threw my dog her chew toy and suddenly a song I haven't heard since like 1997 and I start singing it to Loki, "She don't eat meat, but she sho' like da bone! S...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:04:00 PST

Great Expectations

You were the last drink I ever should have drunk,You were the body hidden in the trunk, You were the habit I can't seem to kick,You are the secrets on the front page every week....Who F***in sings it?...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

Women

What are WOMEN (in general) best known for? Describe! What adjectives (that means descriptive words) come to mind when you think of WOMEN?  Remember your mom is a woman, so anything you say shoul...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

BERKELEY

I just finished screening a movie for Director, Bobby Roth - from "Prison Break" and "Lost" and it is amazing! Seriously - I don't post any trailer on my PERSONAL site for nothing! This movie is going...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

High School? College? Who was I? Who are you?

Was I really... THAT GIRL? Tell me who I was in High School? College? Anybody have the balls to tell me?
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:37:00 PST

I have lettuce in my teeth

How come I've had extensive dental work done on my mouth (yes, as much as you spent on tuition) I still get lettuce stuck in the same part of my smile as my mom does?
Posted by Ashley on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

Radio songs "got me suicidal"

Why are all the new songs on the radio so depressing? Kelly sounds like the next Alanis (before her trip to India). Someone's in Rehab (is that JayZ)? And Kingston has only got so much time before he'...
Posted by Ashley on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

The Revolution Starts in The Kitchen

I guess my issue lately has been all the estrogen I've been around all the time! Working in the clinic (ALL WOMEN), female roomies, listening to female issues day in and day out has made me want to st...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

January 19, 2007

I went into the office for a meeting. Anthony set his sidekick III in front of me and tells me to pick a date. Any date. Figuring this is going to be a date I will need to be around and available. I p...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST