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About Me

- Having difficulty coming up with positive self-assessments.

- Desperately yearning for a spell check. For self-validation.

- Don't know when to take a hint.

- 36, 24, 36. And yes, 5'3"

- Driving fast is a civic responsibility.

- Adjunct Professor, School of Soft Knocks.

- Engrossed in a near constant struggle against the gravity that draws finger to eye.

- Nailing shit to the shed since 2006.

- Part of me is thinking about tornadoes.

- If you came to me and you said "I'm a happy gay garbageman", I'd say "I'm happy for you".

My Blog

The Darkest Future of All Mankind

Perhaps the news has filtered down to you by now. Perhaps not. If not, let me be the bearer of morally ambiguous news: I've accepted an offer of admission to the University of Pittsburgh School of Law...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:02:00 GMT

La Pura Vida

I'm off to Costa Rica for a week, so if you don't hear from me, don't be shocked. I'll be chill-axin' like a mother fucker, or at least as much as I ever relax. I realize that I am setting a low bar. ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:47:00 GMT

A Call To Arms

Find a comfortable chair. Grab a beer and a sandwich. Reach out and touch every MySpace "friend" with whom you haven’t had contact for more than a month. Otherwise, what’s the point? I on...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Yoo & Me

[Thanks, its good to be back.] With the recent release of the full text of the infamous Yoo/Bybee memo of 2003, I think its pretty clear that the foxes are in charge of the hen house. The question of...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:13:00 GMT

Groundswell?

I've had 300 blog views in nine days. What the hell is going on? The first thing I did upon arriving at work today was spill coffee on my shirt. Bon Courage!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:37:00 GMT

Window v. Mirror

As you may know, I've turned into a pop politics junkie over the last couple of years. I blame this on my environs; the ocean seems more important when you live on the shore. Its worth noting that I ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:38:00 GMT

Bowie wears a clutch.

Oddly squat. Italian. Czech maybe. But the bitch is clear. Crystal. She's been yelling for at least five minutes. I didn't hear a word. Sometimes its hard to know what people mean, what they really me...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 20:20:00 GMT

Regarding the recent uproar.

The McMullen Report, with Tim McMullen Transcript, "My Time", August 7th, 2007 And now its My Time: From the reaction by the loonie nut jobs out there, you'd think the Emperor had stabbed a kitten. Bu...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Teaser

Overheard on the teaser for DC's Fox 5 News at 11: "And, tonight we'll hear from the church who was asked to perform an exorcism on the Virginia Tech shooter." How do we go about making self-immolatio...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 18:21:00 GMT

Hot Young Russian Girls Want to Chat with YOU!

Tom popped up a couple of days ago to announce some new innovation designed to protect us from the veritable torrent of nudie web cams, free ringtones, free iPods, free MySpace layouts, home-based bus...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:42:00 GMT