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B Young

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About Me

My home was invaded by snails when I was a child. My family fled leaving me hopeless,homeless and alone. The snails took me in and raised me as a slug. Now my destiny is to search for the home that I once had so I can wear it on my back proudly and become a snail.

My Interests

Curse of the Lechusa
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the year 1991 again

My Blog

mmm....

Well yesterday was an eventful one. My car broke down in the rain, Howard got a boot on his car and I still managed to put in a 14 hour day. But today is a new day! Revelation of the day: Life doesn'...
Posted by B Young on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:17:00 PST

Inebriate me please

I'm sick, and tired. I hate this weather. Disturbing yet amusing anecdote of the day: For a short while I could blow snot bubbles from my nose. Mission of the day: I have been working in Canoga Park ...
Posted by B Young on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST

75% off today

The best part about this time of year are the heavy discounts on Valentine's candy. Highlights of the day: Finally finished watching the last 15 minutes of "Back to the Future", got my paych...
Posted by B Young on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST

Just me pretending to be deep

All that I ask is that you pretend to love me remember when you did, you'd just run up and hug me whisper in my ear, and kiss on my cheek then you punched me in the gut, and stomped on my feet So I'm ...
Posted by B Young on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:46:00 PST

Superman interrupts Detention

Why can't things go smoothly for me? I was scheduled to AD an indie horror flick called "Detention" starting, but the producers decided they weren't ready to shoot so they pushed production 2 mon...
Posted by B Young on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST

Slug me

I would have been born a slug if it wasn't for the extra baggage I carry around on my back, black was right that crack was white and made by white skinheads to turn black leaders into crackheads and d...
Posted by B Young on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lake full of sharks

Woke up and couldn't sleep so I wrote myself a lullaby...............So if you're ever up late and can't get to sleep let me know and I'll come over and sing to you. LAKE FULL OF SHARKS You ...
Posted by B Young on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Next sucker

My Bag I bought a bag of life From an old man on the street It was filled with broken promises And smelled of empty dreams I took this bag everywhere I went Added to it every chance I got I l...
Posted by B Young on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah I know I'm wierd GET OVER IT.

I just got home and I was bored so I wrote this for you. Post a reply I'd like to hear what you think. Read it a few times if you have to, it's OK if you don't get it I still love you.HA SLEE...
Posted by B Young on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST