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About Me

Let's see where to start? First off, my name is Joseph. And my middle name should be Christmas(B/c i'm wonderful and everyone Loves me!). Next(and maybe most importantly) I roll with gang's!!! Like five gang's. Their all beefing with each other, but i'm cool. Don't get me wrong things could pop off at any time. I'm president of one gang, and secert service captain of another. So therolaticaly I could take myself out at anytime!!!! Sometimes I perperate volience upon myself, retaliation for things i've done. I have to go now. My Rock'em Sock'em Robots aren't going to rock or sock themselves!!!

Update time!!!! Now the only gang I roll with is my wife Kristi (I love her more than anyone else in this world!!!), and our unborn baby. We got married on October 4th of 2008. It's probably the happiest day of my life(maybe the day our baby is born will surpase it, but we'll have to see). Being married hasn't been the easiest thing, but something so special is something that you have to have to constantly work at. If it was easy everyone would be married, but it's not. Kristi has said that were nothing alike. Which is true and not. We both have had to work very hard in life to get where were at. We both have done it mostly on our own(wich means that we are still getting use to having someone that is there for us, that were not alone in this life anymore). Our differences are quite obvious though. We both have different strenghts, and weaknesses. But our weaknesses are the other ones strenghs. Which I beleive that makes us a stronger couple. We are expecting our first baby in May of 2009, and can't wait. This will be both of our's first child. So all the things we are going through our new to us both. People say that the only thing that is harder than the 1st year of marriage is the 1st pregnacy. Which we are going through both right now. But I beleive that we will be a strongercouple because of this. After making it through this I don't think there will be anything we can't make it through. So everyday we build on our relationship to make it stronger.

My Blog

Last night was my night to stay up with Evin....

The last few nights Kristi has had to get up with Evin b/c I have to get up early and go to work. Well I have tuesday and wednesday off, so we have an agreement that I will get up with the baby on m...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 04:05:00 GMT

Just a little warning....

When cooking Habaneros you are never safe!!!!! Last night I was making chili. I had cut up a habanero to spice up the chili. Now when I was done I didn't think that I was that hot, so I put my fingers...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 08:36:00 GMT

This is some bullshit!!

So yesterday we were just going up to the store to get some dog food and a maternity bra. Before we even leave Ralphie stops by and tells Kristi how good she looks. Which is the same thing I did as so...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:35:00 GMT

LIFE

I've Lived it,Loved it, Hated it, Lost it,Taken it, Gave it Back, Made it, And Wouldn't Trade Mine For Anything In The WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:13:00 GMT

E.L.F.

So the one reason we both had kinda hoped for girl was because we couldn't agree on a name for a boy. We're both pretty hard-headed and stobbern. So when we found out for sure that we were having a bo...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:43:00 GMT

Were like 98% sure...It’s A......

Boy!!!!!!!!! We went to the doctor today, and the ultrasound looked like it was a Boy. Kristi goes back again Thursday to see a special techincan. All this lady does is look at ultrasounds, an...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:23:00 GMT

Our last day in El Paso

Were driving down Airway Blvd.(it leads to the airport, and is a magor street). Well we pull up to the light on our way to Hooter's for lunch. When we get there we see this bum in the middle of the in...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:59:00 GMT

A conversation with Charlie Murphy!!!!

Start at the bottom, and read up..... LOL. Halfrican...I get it. Anywaysm hey, her loss right. You got it poppin the next night----------------- Original Message -----------------From: I...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:07:00 GMT

You take a couple of shots, and your factulities are slow,I down the whole fucking bottle like

You take a couple of shot's, and your factulities are slow!!!!!! I down the whole fucking bottle like it's H2O!!!!!!!!! Here since i've gotten back to Texas I've been drinking more than ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:35:00 GMT

There comes a time at work when you just have to fire a guy.

You'll never hear me hate on a hard working man, but a slacking motherfucker???? I'm the first one to say when someone isn't doing their share(b/c i'm always talking about how much I...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:25:00 GMT