ruff, bark, bark, ruff, bark, bark... Oh sorry, I forgot u don't speak duck. I am Spot of Johndor. John is my master. He is nice, but very dumb. He named me Spot, but I have no spots on me. WTF?!? I can't complain though. He lets me eat, sleep, and poop all day long. He is a good master. He sneaks me food under the dinner table. I eat it like this, "gobble, gobble, gobble." He calls me a turkey, I call him a duck.
Enough about him, more about me. My hobbies are eating, sleeping, and pooping. I like to drink too. Eff Bud Light, it's all about Toilet Light! I'm a mean drunk though.
Sometimes I eat too fast and I choke. It is fun. I enjoy walking, but I hate baths! I like to eat crayons but rocks are too hard. I dig holes and lay in the dirt, then I go and shake it all off in the house.
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