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little miss cat lady

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About Me

I am small. I am pink. I love cats and can Miaow quite fluently. I collect Brownie uniforms. And I like Miffy, Hello Kitty, Sylvanian Families and Care Bears. I like train history stuff and subterranean history stuff.I currently have 34 pairs of clean matching socks. The rest are either in the wash or friendless.I wonder why movies aren't as good now as they were in the 80s. I like going to gigs an awful lot. Deep down I'm still a craven.
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Name: Alisa
Birthdate: 10/07/82
Birthplace: Shoreham-by-sea in W. Sussex
Current Location: Stirling
Hair Color: Pink
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 7, 6 ish
Piercings: none
Tatoos: one
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none
Overused Phraze: that sucks donkey balls
FAVORITES
Food: vegetable cheese bake thing-it's nice trust me
Candy: jelly tots
Number: 2
Color: pink
Animal: puddy cat
Drink: tesco own brand tropical juice
Alcohol Drink: blue juice!
Bagel: chocolate?
Letter: c
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke zero
McDonalds or BurgerKing: both suck donkey balls
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot, strong, half a sugar please
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate all the way
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: combine the two together with cream and sprinkles
Kiss or Hug: huggles
Dog or Cat: cats! dogs suck donkey balls
Rap or Punk: punk rock
Summer or Winter: winter you can put extra clothes on but in summer you can't take your skin off
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny or funny/girly
Love or Money: love-it's harder to find
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i'm sleepy
Most Missed Memory: pushing jessica in my pram in my baby clothes aged 6
Best phyiscal feature: feet. they're soft and pretty
First Thought Waking Up: don't wanna get up
Goal for this year: sleep all the way through the night
Best Friends: know who they are
Weakness: procrastination
Fears: Leeds, Sunflowers, puddycat death
Heritage: Wild wild westcountry
Longest relationship: nearly 4 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: you need water to live...
Ever Smoked: yep
Pot: like a plant? I had a tomato plant once-it was in a pot
Ever been Drunk: yep, embarassingly so
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: never ever
Ever Shoplifted: occasionally as a wayward youth
Ever Skinny Dipped: ew naked cold no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: frequently
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Colour: blue
Favorite Hair Colour: blue
Short or Long: what? Hair? Penis? trousers?
Height: not stupid tall, not dwarf
Style: punk guys do it for me- well one punk guy
Looks or Personality: personality-looks fade personality always sparkles
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: in moderation
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscles look nasty.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: more than i'd like
What country do you want to Visit: Greenland
How do you want to Die: in a purple feather boa
Been to the Mall Lately: yep, went to woolies and gawped at the barbies
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! they make me feel cosy
Get along with your Parents: when i'm not with them..
Health Freak: that's so funny...
Do you think your Attractive: Sometimes i can be, with the right lighting and all
Believe in Yourself: i think i exist but i'm not totally sure
Want to go to College: see regrets
Do you Smoke: try not to
Do you Drink: try not to too much
Shower Daily: don't have one
Been in Love: yep chris.
Do yo Sing: yay i like to sing
Want to get Married: wedding but not marriage
Do you want Children: N.O.
Have your future kids names planned out: see above
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i think i'm too old for this question
Hate anyone: Nicky West. Die motherhubbard die.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are nice, and really rather friendly.Also people with spare Brownie Uniforms they wanna ofload onto me.

My Blog

I care, why don't you?

I only hate you because I love you,It only hurts because I careI only wish you could see what you're doingAnd you'd wonder why I'm still there. I wish the pills had worked that time,I wish that I'd no...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:03:00 GMT

When I held you...

When I held you in my arms I held so tight because I didn't want to let you go.When I held you in my arms I wanted the warmth and security to take all the hurt and pain away.When I held you in my arms...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:38:00 GMT

Unrequited

6 years and nothing has changed in my heart. There's still only one person who gives me so much joy. Maybe it all went wrong so that we could figure out how to put it right. How not to take each other...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:36:00 GMT

MySpace perverts

Please, oh please, leave me the fuck alone. I will not send you pics of my feet, nor do I want you to be my bitch. I will not add you on msn or aim. You really, really creep me out something chronic...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:38:00 GMT

More cultishness

Seeing as I now have my first official cult member and I've gone international I thought I should update this. Seeing as I am the all powerful god I was thinking do I exist? And if so in what form...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:07:00 GMT

Cult of Me

so I couldn't sleep the other night and I got to thinking about Religions and all that sucky stuff for people to dumb to think for themselves, and I figured that when people don't know what to bel...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 15:28:00 GMT