Rockers, metallers, bristolians, makeup artists, burlesquers, photographers, hairdressers who can tell me how the hell to recreate Dita's curls, Dita Von Teese, Queen Elizabeth the first, Jane Austen, Angus Young (but before Ad does so I can take the piss), Tori Amos (even though she's now certifiable), PJ Harvey, Derren Brown (I'd like to actually have a conversation with the man rather than just stalking him outside theatre doors..)