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ryan

i dnt feel any differant!!

About Me

my name is ryan and im a 22 years old the story all began in the summer of 84 when my mum and dad first met it was singles nite in the self aclaimed belldean public house a classy joint that only the roughest of toerags enter mum was struting it on the dance floor and dad was getting a bit tipsy drinking treble vodkas after his 7th hed finaly pluked up the courage to ask her............ to buy the 8th then 9months later out came me i wasnt a popular baby and the only way id be fed was if my dad cud find his catupult a few years past and it was time for me to start school thats were i met a lot of friends we formed a gang and began to tease the fat once we had became bored of that we were nearly 15 thats when my grandma died ill never forget her last words they were RYAN please put the gun down!! thats when i first found god he came in the form of alcohol i drank lots of it STILL DO i got chucked in to rehab fell into a coma and came round about 15mins ago and these are all the memories i hold if any1 can shed any light on what else i got up2 please do so thanks vanila faces...............................

My Interests

im intrested in knowing y my ex girlfriend keeps changing my myspace profile and acting like a 12 year old

I'd like to meet:



Ultimate 'About Me'

by Sooz_123
1. What is Your Name? ryan
2. How old are you? in years or in the head
3. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? eh

General
4. What is your height? depends if stud up or sat down
5. Do you have any siblings? 2 brothers
6. What is your eye colour? blue
7. What is your hair colour? brown
8. Do you wear glasses or contacts? only contacts i have are in my fone
9. Are you right handed or left handed? both when masterbating
10. Do you have any piercings? just the 1
11. Do you smoke? hen on fire yes
12. Do you swear? do i fuck
13. Do you get along with your parents? when i want something
14. Your heritage wot u on about??
15. Your fears sheep
16. Goal you would like to achieve this year overhead
17. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger lol
18. Best Physical Feature muscles
19. Your bedtime night
20. What time do you arise in the morning? when mum puts bludy hoover on
21. First thoughts waking up? ive wet the bed again
22. Do you shower daily? oh yes im not bo/bill

This Or That?
23. Bright or dark room? depends how gud luking she is
24. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
25. Dogs of cats? cats specialy archies (thomas anthony andrew smith)
26. Pepsi or Coke? coke (2 lines of)
27. McDonalds or Burger King? maki ds
28. Ant or Dec? duncan
29. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? stella non of that homo shite
30. Cappuccino or Coffee? coffee

In the last month have you...
31. Drank alcohol? bet your bottom dollar
32. Gone to a mall? nope
33. Eaten a box of Oreos? n wot wud they b
34. Eaten sushi? nah im not a lil yella bastard
35. Been on stage? oh yes in walkabout
36. Been dumped? nah
37. Gone skinny dipping? me and sarah was going to but the puddle wasnt big enough for 2
38. Stolen Anything? chins mums anal virginity

Have you ever...
39. Laughed for no reason? all time
40. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? does vanilla faces mum count?
41. Been in love? yeah
42. Fired a gun? super soaker 5000
43. Been drunk? no i do the drinking no1 as ever drunk me
44. Been called a Tease? yeah
45. Been beaten up? yeah i got one of those faces every1 wants to slap
46. Shoplifted? nah there quite heavy u kno

What was the last....
47. Furry thing you touched? u dnt wana kno
48. Thing you've said? shut up dad
49. Song you've listened to? maroon 5 sunday morning
50. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? gary brook aka vanila face aka sloth aka chin
51. Movie you watched? armagedon
52. Thing you were doing before this? cols head in
53. Time you cried? neva mind
54. Song you've sang? allerton allerton allerton satday presentation night for the mighty allerton
55. Time you looked at the clock? 15 mins ago and relised id missed eastenders
56. Food and drink you've had? coco pops cup of tea
57. Flavour of gum you've chewed? spearmint
58. Shoes you've worn? me shit flickers recently purchesd from burton
59. Store you've been in? jd

Favourite...
60. Planet? the 1 im on on weekends
61. Age you've been so far? 18 cnt memba most of it tho
62. Season? 1999 treble season
63. Number? 1
64. TV show? only fools and horses
65. Flower? self raisin

Random...
66. How much cash do you have on you? nowt on me bout £2.37 in my pocket tho
67. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? whore
68. What T-Shirt are you wearing? bens dont tell
69. What brand of shoes are you wearing? non mum will go mental im in the room
70. What did your last text message say? u seen gengis lately hes making a ryt stink in the prince ... it was jak refering to alex dilger
71. What were you doing at midnight last night? dodging sarahs haymakers
72. What's your current desktop picture? brother on trip with chicken and mushroom
73. What's a word that you say a lot? sorry but only say it when i mean it
74. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? if i was a crayon how wud i be doing this survey numpty
75. How is the weather right now? fair
76. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? smile
77. Are you too shy to ask someone out? no is that a hint
78. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? im a painter not an acrobat
79. Who would you like to see right now? nan im skint
80. How many pillows do you sleep with? non thats just sick
81. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace? hav bin
82. How do you want to die? i dont realy want to
83. What do you want to be when you grow up? a fire engine
84. What country would you most like to visit? australia
85. How many CDs do you own? to many
86. How many things, in your past, do you regret? just the 1 thing i realy regret
87. Do you think you are attractive? weirdos do
88. Do you believe in yourself? no fucker else does
89. Do you want to get married? yes i do

In a boy/girl...
90. Favourite eye colour? green
91. Favourite hair colour? brunette
92. Short or long hair? long
93. Height? average
94. Weight? 8/9 stone

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Music:

all types of music tickle my fancy

Movies:

i like loads of differant films but if i had to chose 1 id have to say rocky coz when the music starts there no stopping him he realy does have the eye of the tiger

Television:

once got barred from a pub for breaking 1 i dnt fink it was fair it was the night zidane scored the penalty against england in the last min to mek france win 2-1 fucking gerrard should of served my ban for the backpass

Books:

dont realy read book ive kinda got a life the last book i read was biff and chip when i was a lil nipper with a snotty nose at ley top

Heroes:

my hero would have to be frank gallagher how he manages to get so pissed off child benifit is beyond me