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About Me


I'M AN ANGRY LITTLE ITA LI ANO ....SO NO GAMES OR I'LL BREAK-A YOU FUCKIN' FACE GUY! I'M A FORMER SOLDIER LOOKING FOR A CAREER PATH AND A RETURN TO SCHOOL SINCE THE THINGS THAT I HAD FIGURED WERE DREAM CAREERS ARE NOW UNATTAINABLE BECAUSE OF MY DISABILITIES WHILE STILL HOLDING ONTO MY DREAMS OF BECOMING FLORIDA HIGHWAY PATROL........grew up too fast with a baptism by fire, realizing VERY quickly how the outside world away from your momma's tit really sucks. I am a disabled Iraqi Freedom Veteran that has nerve damage in his ankle as a result of a surgery from an injury sustained in combat where I had to dodge some crazy Hadjis in a pickup truck that tried to run my ass over and gun down my Traffic Control Point....so now I can't do things I used to really enjoy like dance, run, and a whole list of other stuff.
I'm currently together with and COMPLETELY DEDICATED to my girlfriend Crystal....we are just awesome together, through thick or thin, hell or high water; I'm willing to be there for her, and I know she would be the same way for me.
Please reference the "Round People" story passed along to me by M to see the way I truly feel about mine and Crystal's relationship.
Ti amo, mia innamorata....8*26*05
The history and ongoing evolution of us
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John.....Johnny......That Fuckin' Guy©™...whatever
Birthday: November 14th 1983
Birthplace: Queens, NY
Current Location: "Staten Italy"
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous, but usually use the right
Your Heritage: Italian, German, Irish, Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black New Balance 574s
Your Weakness: Ben & Jerry's "NY Super Fudge chunk" and "Chunky Monkey"
Your Fears: Failure, Financial devastation
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Recover from my nerve damaged ankle if possible and start my college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a hug
Your Best Physical Feature: My chest...it's fuckin huge!!....second are my arms....soon I'll be sportin' 20's
Your Bedtime: Whenever the pain subsides to let me pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in HS
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK....they actually GRILL their grilled chicken
Single or Group Dates: It don't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: What the fuck do you think? I'm from New York Muthafuckin' City! Of course I swear!!
Do you Sing: Io canto bellissimo
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.....at least once
Have you Been in Love: Yes.....4 times.....this one I want to have last because it's so good and feels so right
Do you want to go to College: Yes...there now
Do you want to get Married: I look forward to it being for the right reasons this time around
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes...on boats and in the backseat of a car on a long trip if I read
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: I'm an amateur bodybuilder, so I guess you can say that...
Do you get along with your Parents: I do with my mother....my father can go fuck himself
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes....loud booms and crackling lightning are fuckin sweet
Do you play an Instrument: I play the Trumpet, Baritone Horn, I used to mess around with Drums and the Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Percocet and Lortab...they're prescribed....mmmmm opiates
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does Karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Oh most definitely last night :-P
Ever been Beaten up: Yup....back in the day
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: As an old man, with Crystal...either in peace as we sleep or at the climax of some sweaty, nasty old people sex :-P
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up....I was a soldier, I've fulfilled one of my lifes'a dreams....now I wanna be a cop, but I'll have to settle for being something else...hello computer nerd :-D
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: See my girlfriend above....doesn't mean that if you are similar that you have any chance whatsoever....just for a reference
Favourite Hair Color: See my girlfriend above
Short or Long Hair: LONG....see girlfriend above
Height: see girlfriend above
Weight: See girlfriend above......anybody seeing a pattern here?
Best Clothing Style: Are we getting the point yet?
Number of Drugs I have taken: none that are illegal or of interest to anyone
Number of CDs I own: like 50 something
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I haven't kept tabs on that , but there's some

Scorpio - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:
You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted
Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover
You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in
Your negative traits:
You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover
You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship
You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on
Your ideal partner:
Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task!
Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed.
Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis.
Your dating style:
Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date.
Your seduction style:
Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real.
You have incredible sexual intuition - you always know what your lover craves
A bit bossy. You know what you want, and you certainly aren't afraid to ask for it.
Tips for the future:
Don't be so secretive with your love - they want you the way you are
Let go of your jealousy. Your partner has chosen *you*
Spend more time alone, doing things you love. It will help you be less obsessive.
Best place to meet someone ..:
eHarmony - your best bet at screening out untrustworthy people
Best color to attract mate: Dark red
Best day for a date: Tuesday
Get your free love profile at Blogthings .

My Interests



KNIGHT RIDER
A SHADOWY FLIGHT INTO THE DANGEROUS WORLD OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT EXIST
MICHAEL KNIGHT A YOUNG CRUSADER ON A JOURNEY TO CHAMPION THE CAUSE OF THE INNOCENT
THE HELPLESS
THE POWERLESS
IN A WORLD OF CRIMINALS WHO OPERATE ABOVE THE LAW

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose

SCORPIO October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship. Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.
FAVE POSITION: Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.
BEST SEX TOY: Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED: His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don&..39;t wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off either, coz she can morevengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO: Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.

A Slave To BDSM


100%

Sex God


88%

A Romantic


60%

Virgin


13%
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Superman
You are strong, but a little on the shy side, you are talented. But a word of advice, don't go changing in telephone boths, you can get arrested!

I'd like to meet:


::Round People story removed due to lack of general public priveledge. Too many people that take love for granted and don't deserve to know the story....::
I am lucky enough to have found my other half. Ti amo, Crystal......8*26*05

People from my old H.S. that I lost base with or couldn't find any other way....thanks Seth for pointing me in this direction.

Con te partirò
Paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te
adesso sì li vivrò
Con te partirò
su navi per mari
che io lo so
no, no, non esistono più
con te io li vivrò

I scored a 63% on the "How STATEN ISLAND are you??" Quizie! What about you?

I scored a 61% on the "How BROOKLYN are you?" Quizie! What about you?

I scored a 80% on the "how Italian r u ?" Quizie! What about you?

Music:


I listen to mostly rock: metal, hard rock classic, hard alternative, grunge, punk; and also mostly techno: trance, house, hard house, hardcore, happy harcore, dance, freestyle; some classical; some rap( I'm selective about that). I also like Reggaeton....even though I suck at spanish. I'm also pretty big into oldies like Sinatra & the Rat Pack and classical/italian folk music

Movies:


wow where do I begin.....anything Viewaskew(jay& silent bob rule!!!), most classic comedies from Mel Brooks, SUPER TROOPERS(my soon 2 be new job lol), and other stuff that is actually good, not some of the unoriginal redundant crap they come out with nowadayz

Television:


I opted to not be a slave to the TV...I don't have cable now so I only get 4 channels, but definitely The Simpsons, COPS, Law & Order, Law & Order: CI, and I am a recently converted Friends fan...well that all changed, I got basic cable!!!

Books:


mY hoOOkd on FoNNNiXX goTT loSSSt iN tHe mAyL

Heroes:


LTC (R) Bob Kovacic

1SG (R) Marvin Liles
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SPC Anthony Dowden(pictured on right), my "Battle Buddy" throughout basic training. He survived a sniper shot to the back that was stopped by the plate in his body armor. Unfortunately since MG Webster is a groveling nutsucking bitch, he had to "award" his plate to Rumsfeld, meanwhile every other survivor got to keep their own plate. Stay strong out there brother!!
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All of the NYPD & FDNY especially for the work done on GROUND ZERO

SPC Tillman (R.I.P. u r a true patriot)

1SG Jerry Pyle (my old platoon sergeant and father figure type, and for keeping his promise of getting me home in one piece from the war in Iraq)
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and most of all Seth Paul for being a " you can never kill me, stupid cancer" type of guy.....strong dude, the Force must be with him.
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..Stefanie Mara Glassman
7/19/84 - 7/9/06

Rest In Peace

My Blog

Once again, the grades are in!!! (with next semester's classes too...)

Unofficial Transcript for John Devito College of Staten Island Cumulative GPA: 3.870 Indexable Credits: 24.0 Degree Track: UNDERGRAD DEGREE Credits Earned: 30.0 Skills Math: SAT Score Skills Re...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

meh...

that is all....
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

Well then...

I have to say that I am quite fucking pissed at the comments I've been getting lately. THose who I've spoken with know that this doesn't apply to them... Why the fuck am I , and Crystal indirectly, be...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

A survey done by Max...

Well, I'm up because Max was having a nightmare. So to keep ourselves entertained until he calmed down and was able to fall back asleep without worrying I helped him take a survey. He wanted me to pos...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

Just cuz I find this funny...

Rusty RastelliPeople Iced:ThirtyCar Bombs Planted:ThirteenFavorite WeaponH&K USP .45Arms Broken:SixteenEyes Gouged:SeventeenTongues Cut Off:FiveBiggest Enemy:One-ShotGet Your HITMAN Name...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST

Am I really Derek Jeter?!?

Take the quiz: Are You The Yankees Or Red Soxs?Yankees!!!!!U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! You Won 26 titles !! ur full of urself sometimes..and then u slack off..but UR STILL AWESOME!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOO YANKEES!!!...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:51:00 PST

So yeah...

School is over for the semester (well has been for a few weeks now) and I'm just starting to "un-fuck" myself now. I've been having a few good runs with the ice cream truck lately, but I was dead tire...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:40:00 PST

My 1st Semester Grades Are In!!!!!

I am sooooo fuckin stoked to know that this is how I'm starting out in college so far!! I've been waiting for this for 4 years of being in the army. And now that it's finally happening I'm not taking ...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:42:00 PST

COMMENT ETIQUETTE!!!

I've expressed this view to a few people before, but now I'm setting it in stone. Now remember people, this is just my own opinion but I will enforce it and follow myself: I believe that it is rude an...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:05:00 PST

QUIZ BINGE!!!!!!

You Are 56% CynicalYes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.How Cynical Are You?Your Power...
Posted by That Fuckin' Guy©" on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:06:00 PST