I'M AN ANGRY LITTLE ITA LI ANO ....SO NO GAMES OR I'LL BREAK-A YOU FUCKIN' FACE GUY! I'M A FORMER SOLDIER LOOKING FOR A CAREER PATH AND A RETURN TO SCHOOL SINCE THE THINGS THAT I HAD FIGURED WERE DREAM CAREERS ARE NOW UNATTAINABLE BECAUSE OF MY DISABILITIES WHILE STILL HOLDING ONTO MY DREAMS OF BECOMING FLORIDA HIGHWAY PATROL........grew up too fast with a baptism by fire, realizing VERY quickly how the outside world away from your momma's tit really sucks. I am a disabled Iraqi Freedom Veteran that has nerve damage in his ankle as a result of a surgery from an injury sustained in combat where I had to dodge some crazy Hadjis in a pickup truck that tried to run my ass over and gun down my Traffic Control Point....so now I can't do things I used to really enjoy like dance, run, and a whole list of other stuff.
I'm currently together with and COMPLETELY DEDICATED to my girlfriend Crystal....we are just awesome together, through thick or thin, hell or high water; I'm willing to be there for her, and I know she would be the same way for me.
Please reference the "Round People" story passed along to me by M to see the way I truly feel about mine and Crystal's relationship.
Ti amo, mia innamorata....8*26*05
The history and ongoing evolution of us
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John.....Johnny......That Fuckin' Guy©™...whatever
Birthday: November 14th 1983
Birthplace: Queens, NY
Current Location: "Staten Italy"
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous, but usually use the right
Your Heritage: Italian, German, Irish, Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black New Balance 574s
Your Weakness: Ben & Jerry's "NY Super Fudge chunk" and "Chunky Monkey"
Your Fears: Failure, Financial devastation
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Recover from my nerve damaged ankle if possible and start my college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a hug
Your Best Physical Feature: My chest...it's fuckin huge!!....second are my arms....soon I'll be sportin' 20's
Your Bedtime: Whenever the pain subsides to let me pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in HS
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK....they actually GRILL their grilled chicken
Single or Group Dates: It don't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: What the fuck do you think? I'm from New York Muthafuckin' City! Of course I swear!!
Do you Sing: Io canto bellissimo
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.....at least once
Have you Been in Love: Yes.....4 times.....this one I want to have last because it's so good and feels so right
Do you want to go to College: Yes...there now
Do you want to get Married: I look forward to it being for the right reasons this time around
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes...on boats and in the backseat of a car on a long trip if I read
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: I'm an amateur bodybuilder, so I guess you can say that...
Do you get along with your Parents: I do with my mother....my father can go fuck himself
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes....loud booms and crackling lightning are fuckin sweet
Do you play an Instrument: I play the Trumpet, Baritone Horn, I used to mess around with Drums and the Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Percocet and Lortab...they're prescribed....mmmmm opiates
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does Karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Oh most definitely last night :-P
Ever been Beaten up: Yup....back in the day
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: As an old man, with Crystal...either in peace as we sleep or at the climax of some sweaty, nasty old people sex :-P
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up....I was a soldier, I've fulfilled one of my lifes'a dreams....now I wanna be a cop, but I'll have to settle for being something else...hello computer nerd :-D
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: See my girlfriend above....doesn't mean that if you are similar that you have any chance whatsoever....just for a reference
Favourite Hair Color: See my girlfriend above
Short or Long Hair: LONG....see girlfriend above
Height: see girlfriend above
Weight: See girlfriend above......anybody seeing a pattern here?
Best Clothing Style: Are we getting the point yet?
Number of Drugs I have taken: none that are illegal or of interest to anyone
Number of CDs I own: like 50 something
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I haven't kept tabs on that , but there's some
Scorpio - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted
Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover
You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in
Your negative traits:
You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover
You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship
You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on
Your ideal partner:
Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task!
Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed.
Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis.
Your dating style:
Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date.
Your seduction style:
Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real.
You have incredible sexual intuition - you always know what your lover craves
A bit bossy. You know what you want, and you certainly aren't afraid to ask for it.
Tips for the future:
Don't be so secretive with your love - they want you the way you are
Let go of your jealousy. Your partner has chosen *you*
Spend more time alone, doing things you love. It will help you be less obsessive.
Best place to meet someone ..:
eHarmony - your best bet at screening out untrustworthy people
Best color to attract mate: Dark red
Best day for a date: Tuesday
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