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About Me

So you wanna know about me eh? ok...Im a pisces, I reside in Collierville. I was born in 1982 to loving parents who to this day are still putting up with me and have yet to go nuts. I was born in Whitehaven and lived there until the age of 12 and then we flocked to CollierHELL. At the age of 16, I was in a car accident and hit by a van of illegal mexicans..........they are now my yard guys. I was sued due to that car accident which sucked, but in time my financial wounds did heal. My idols in life are George Carlin, Weird Al, Stephen Colbert, and of course...the almighty...God. Im not single. Ive got an awesome girlfriend who really keeps me on my toes. I have an older brother Erick, he owns a floral, no he's not gay......he has 2 children to prove that. A loving sister in law, who is a teacher and has managed to keep all of her hair while doing such a job. My father is retired and delivers pizza part time here in the "ville". He's a jolly old fart w/ a white beard and looks like Santa. So tip him well ya cheap skates. My mother is a wonderful woman who works her butt off more than she should. Amazingly, she hasnt had killed anyone yet. My grandmother is still kickin at the age of 90....GO GRANDMA!!! w00t w00t. Anything else you wanna know about me....IM me...Gimmesummo82 on AIM. Peace, love chicken grease...

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My Blog

Into the Blogosphere I go.......again

As you can see America, I've been MIA for a few from writing blogs. I know its not pretty, there's certainly some fine tuning to be done, but it's about to start again. A start for change,...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:00:00 PST

Poor Paul

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he payed her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and some of you be...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:26:00 PST

FINALLY!! Positive pictures from Iraq.

Ya know for the last few years dealing with and keeping up with the war in Iraq, I've realized that the people who protest the war in Iraq dont know their head from their own ass. I can and Im no...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

Im baaaaaaack!! With a tender subject!

Aight I took a little break from writing blogs, mostly to concentrate on the basketball season for the tigers which at the end was an upset for me but they did a kick ass job. It was great whil...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:45:00 PST

Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet

Nice....I bet her nickname is "Duce"
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

Project FrogDong Pt. 4

YES....ITS PRIMER!! ...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:50:00 PST

DEPENDS!!! ISLE 4!!

All of you people know how much I enjoy laughing at other peoples' expense. And because of that I'm going to share an event that happened while I was standing in line yesterday at the grocery sto...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:04:00 PST

Every Sperm Is Sacred

If you're like me, you've been trained to recognize babies as one of two things: 1) Whining, screaming, nagging, pooping money suckers that can't feed themselves, wipe themselves, or pay for t...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:09:00 PST

Rules for Bloggers

Im beginning to think its about time I retire. I was just reflecting on my history of writing online, and while Im no Hemingway, Ive been doing this shit for way longer than I realized. I opened blog ...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:34:00 PST

New Queers on the Block

Aight people! This years of being able to relax from the drudgery of not being able to listen to the butt pirates of the 90s are reuniting. Thats right people, I was informed by a reliable sou...
Posted by Froggy [ONCE WAS] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:55:00 PST