Setting ur shit to private |
Lets be honest.....we are all here to show our shit, look at your shit and talk shit about all this shit. When you set your shit to private what are you really saying?.....my shit is so private that y...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:57:00 GMT |
I dont know how to say goodbye or if I want to |
How do you say goodbye to someone who left too soon?
Dear Choley-
It will be a year since you died, and I still haven't said goodbye. I just imagine you on your porch waiting for Randy and I to come o...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:31:00 GMT |
All Aboard the Grown-Up Bus! |
As the man in the blue suit and cap annouced "All aboard the grown-up bus" I must have been in the bathroom smoking and laughing at boobie and weenie jokes!
This past week my parents and I went t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:53:00 GMT |
Hot Rack |
This past weekend I headed off to a glorious ranch in north west Texas to go on my first pig hunt! As we were packing I asked my roommate Dave what shoes should I bring...He asked if I had boots...I l...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 17:43:00 GMT |
Fat is PHAT! |
With a world full of super models and diet pills I am looking for something different. I am totally dedicated to getting so fat that I can't leave my bed. How did I come to this you may be asking your...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 22:33:00 GMT |
Ex-boyfriend tour |
Well friends and enemies I am offically on the ex-boyfriend tour. I am finding it spirtually cleansing, finacially draining, finacially gaining and super fun. As I walk down the desructive path of my ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 23:44:00 GMT |
Here's to the worst people I know! |
To all the fucked people I have had the pleasure of knowing I would like to say THANK YOU! You have given me endless gifts. Thank you for showing me the depths of shittiness just one fucked person can...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:37:00 GMT |
Boner |
I woke up staurday morning after a very drunk night with a hand in my crotch, a morning boner on my ass, Dave snoring in my ear and a very scary stuffed turkey staring at me. Who says my life isn't fu...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Mar 2005 15:31:00 GMT |
Baby Mamma's |
Why baby mamma's gots to be hatin on Bay B Phat?
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 18:15:00 GMT |
Hellboy |
When you start to fantasize about hellboy wrapping you up in his massive red arms holding you lovingly and being completly devoted to you...........you know you have passed the point of total desperat...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 17:40:00 GMT |
