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Kenny

If we were a movie you'd be the right guy, I'd be the best friend that you fall in love with in the

About Me

I don't really know what kind of guy I am, and that's one of the big things that you need to know (if you know the movie i'm referencing then you get a cookie!). I still don't know who i want to be, what exactly i think, what i know or where exactly I'm going. I have a vague idea but if life were predictable then those bastards upstairs wouldn't be able to have any fun, now would they?
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I'm not going to sit here and try to describe myself because actions speak louder than words. I'm especially not going to write down that I "live everyday to the fullest" because the people that say that should be doing something and not be on myspace.
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Sorry if I sound cynical. I'm really not...well sorta...I don't know, what day is it?
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But really I am always up to meeting new friends. And by friends I don't mean I'll be ripping my clothes off for you...well...maybe if you're hot (lol).
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I work a lot...and I go to school for Fashion Merchandising...doing that really doesn't leave a lot of time for a boyfriend...but then again...I guess I've never really found anyone special enough to want to make time for them...
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Speaking of boyfriends...I don't have one...i would really like one...however I'm picky. It's not my fault. I know what I want. I'm not saying he has to be EVERY LITTLE THING in my head because, quite frankly, he doesn't exist (lol).
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Let's see...what else...
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I'm 21
140lbs (still want to lose 15 pounds)
29x30
I have a cat named Elmo
I'm a bartender yet the smell of alcohol makes me sick (talk about irony)
The Croc shoes make me want to punch little old ladies and pillows
I am in love with Zac Efron
I love Baja California Starburst
and carrot sticks
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Also my friends are pretty much awesome...and so is my cat...and me of course!
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"Wiki that shit!"

My Interests

Writing
Reading
My iPod
Abercrombie & Fitch
Hollister
Zac Efron
Wikipedia ("Wiki that shit!")
Driving Around
Pop Culture
Hillary Clinton '08
Myspace
Facebook
Gaywatch
Socializing
Talking on the phone
Hot boys!!!
Meeting hot boys!!!
Making out with hot boys!!!
______ with hot boys!!!
Sleeping

I'd like to meet:

You know how sometimes women are really catty with other women for whatever reason? Well I'm kinda like that with other gay people. I don't know, but there is something about a guy acting like he has a vagina that just pisses me off...you know? I think it's interesting that I have pretty much no close gay friends, but my best friends are straight guys and gals...hm...so this is a clue as to the kinda people I want to meet. Straight guys, straight girls and straight looking/acting gay guys/girls. Sorry for being blunt...but I'm telling you the truth.

Music:


Dido
Rachel Stevens
Gorillaz
Hairspray Soundtrack
High School Musical Soundtrack
Cascada
Maroon 5
Michael Buble
Kelly Clarkson
OneRepublic
Timbaland
Nelly Furtado
t.A.T.u.
Thrive Mixes
Taylor Swift
Some Country
of course i could list everything but...I'm not going to! So there!

Movies:

SUPERMAN RETURNS
Cloverfield
27 Dresses
Juno
Thirteen
Saved!
Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
Hairspray
High School Musical
Another Gay Movie
Mrs. Henderson Presents
The Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Monster's Inc.
Schindler's List
She's the Man
Sydney White
American Beauty
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Saw
Dawn Of the Dead
Final Destination
Legally Blonde
Kill Bill
Friday Night Lights
Mean Girls
Bridget Jones
Waiting
Scream
The Devil Wears Prada
The Princess Diaries
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Zoolander
Sleepy Hollow

Television:

Smallville
Desperate Housewives
Supernatural
Arrested Development
Veronica Mars
Lost
Family Guy
American Dad
Futurama
Top Chef
Scrubs
MTV
Comdedy Central
Bravo
VH1
Adult Swim
Disney Channel

Books:

Lord of the Flies
Davinci Code
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Shopaholic Takes Manhattan
Carrie
Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs

Heroes:

Are there really any heroes? We all have skeletons in our closets...

My Blog

You Know What Grinds My Gears #2 : Gay Culture

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ARE GAY AND OFFENDED EASILY YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ THIS. I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET A LOT OF NASTY MESSAGES AND COMMENTS ABOUT THIS. AND IF I PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO WHERE YOU FEEL ...
Posted by Kenny on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:02:00 PST