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David the Bastard

davesirus

About Me


SEE MY NEW VIDEOS AT MYSPACE.COM/DSIRUS

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"UPCOMING COMIC MOVIES" ARTICLE ON FANDANGO

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"SPIDER-MANHATTAN ROAD TRIP" ARTICLE

My Interests

Harvesting larval insanity into exclusionary profanity

I'd like to meet:



HEAR AUDIO SKETCHES AT

MYSPACE.COM/DPSIRUS

and MYSPACE.COM/DPSIRUS2

Music:

RATM, Company Flow, Atoms Fam, Bjork, Radiohead, NOFX, Mika Miko, Coughs, El-P, Paul Barman, Cannibal Ox, RA the Rugged Man, Ramones, Tilt, MC Chris, Erase Errata, Fuse, Necro, Letyrx, Jedi Mind Tricks, Weathermen, Yak Ballz, PowerBar Ernie

Movies:

Funny or involving super powers only

Television:

"Blueberry Muffins in the Morning, With Richard Dreyfuss," "Would You Rather?" "Wheel of Orphans," "The Barry Lutz Show," "People Named Howard," and "Lincoln, the Unauthorized Biography"

Books:

Bendis, Carlin, Colbert, Dinello, Ellis, Ennis, Franken, Miller, Moore, Moore, Morrison, Orwell, Sartre, Sedaris, Sedaris, Thompson, Vonnegut, Vowell, Zinn

My Blog

Daily Show submission

DaveHello Jon, I'm here in Kazakhstan and yes I'm here to talk about the news story on everyone's mind.JonTerrorism?DaveNoJonSomething to do with the war in Iraq, or North Korea?DaveNo Jon, I'm here f...
Posted by David the Bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate it here

What is everyone so afraid of? Seriously, why the fear? Why do you have to spend every minute terrified of a giant cloud swarming down upon you and engulfing your convenient little life? The church...
Posted by David the Bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My only friend the End

Hunter Thompson said that the age old mystic fallacy of the acid generation was the desperate belief that someone, or some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel. They thought they cou...
Posted by David the Bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The life of a Pinkerton

We cant bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell em stories that dont go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my sh...
Posted by David the Bastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST