Ross Golan likes girls and politics. He makes songs and really likes Tom Waits. Oh, he likes Tolstoy too. Once, he met Bryan Head. He's the funkiest. Bryan smokes cigarettes and hits drums harder than Ike hits Tina. If he were chocolate, he would be dark Godiva. One day, Billy Mohler walked into a room and played music with Bryan and Ross. Billy is like Pino Palladino meets Isaac from the Love Boat. The three together make Ross Golan and Molehead. They recorded "Reagan Baby" at Cello with Marvin Etzioni. Marvin is cooler than the Pixies, calmer than Nick Drake and weirder than Laurie Anderson's works during the early 1970s. He brought in David Vaught. He mixes like a convicted Martha Stewart mixes contraband cookie dough. Then, Brian "Big Bass" Gardner mastered the album. He's so good at stroking those faders; you could call him the "Masterfader." That's the story of "Reagan Baby." Listen up. The End.
