If you don't talk to me first, I will deny you. And I will do so without feeling bad. AT ALL.
Im Jess. this is about me.
No. I dont want to talk to you about "when youre gonna take me out." I dont want to talk to you about how awesome you think you are. I'm real. I dont want to deal with your fakeness. So keep it movin.
I am the law.
Im 21 and I live in Greenville, SC. Im married to a boy named Brandon. He's probably the hottest, coolest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet and he is my heart. ♥ ♥ Im very independent and opinionated. I will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be associated with girls who say things such as 'Who needs brains when you have curves like this??'. They should be shot for setting the progression of women's rights back to the days when we were considered houswives and sexual playthings. Boys suck. Im REAL. Im indecisive and tend to be a lil bitchy. Im funny and loud- sometimes obnoxious. my 2 favorite songs are "Cute without the E" and "Okay I believe you but my tommy gun dont". I love being the life of the party. Im accident and bruise-prone. I love waking up and seeing his beautiful face every single morning. It's quite possibly the best feeling in the world. Dont let the preppiness fool ya, I loove tattoos and piercings. I have 2 tattoos (for now) a swallow on the back of my neck, and a skull and crossbones on my foot. I love having all kinds of girly mushy stuff written about him in my profile, even though hes too lazy to write about me in his. You're not really my friend until I've called you 'Weener' or 'Weenie' at least 3 times. Uniqueness kicks all ass. Ex boyfriends suck ass, but the friends you gain from those relationships rock. I have 3 sisters that would rock your socks off. Stupid people annoy me. Stupidity annoys me in general. I dont get along well with other girls. Girls are mean, complicated creatures, but we can't help it. I live in a house with 2 boys, 4 if you count Mr. Nevins and Gus Gus. I dont dress like a slut cuz I guess I just dont have it so I cant flaunt it. but if I ever feel like I do have it, you'll know cuz Ill be naked ALL THE TIME. I love being in love with a boy who has a mohawk, tattoos and piercings ♥. I want to be a pin-up girl more than you'll ever know. I think I could do it. I love my grandmother,rest in peace, she was and always will be my life. I loathe Vera Bradley bags and anything that personifies typical "southern girl" style (but i still love you, Sara and Pattie). I am infatuated with anything Chanel or Dior. I really like Valentino and Yves Saint Laurent, as well. I like long moonlit walks in the park, theyre romantic. I have the mouth of a sailor and the exterior of a girly girl. Kissing him is fun, especially when he doesnt expect it. I cant sit still through a whole movie at the theater, they make me squirm. I have more pink shoes than you can imagine. I love to be scared. I love to laugh. I love to show emotion. I can out-burp everyone I know. I just bought my first car- it's a mazda named FiFi. Im addicted to jr. bacon cheeseburgers. I wont play your stupid mind games. Im straightforward and I hate it when people arent. I love art, not just on canvas, but allll forms of art. Human self-expression is beautiful in itself. I love my massaging shower head. I always wear high heels to disguise the fact that Im 5'3. I want to learn to skateboard. I like to dress up. I laugh at dumb jokes. I have a 17 lb chihuahua and a 4lb maltese/yorkie mix aaaand a new boston terrier. When no one is around, I turn up Etta James or Aretha Franklin and sing at the top of my lungs. I play Rainbow six Lockdown on xbox, and thats why im a cool girl. I really do believe that I am lady luck. I am completely comfortable with my sexuality. I am a flirt, i cant help it. I secretly want to look like Barbie. I LOVE musicals and plays and operas. Id rather chew my arm off than watch Star Wars. I do believe in love at first sight, it has happened to me ♥. I miss HIM with all my heart and soul. I try to paint and to sketch, but I suck at it, so I keep it to myself. I'm deeply, madly in love- he's my Noah and I'm his Allie. I like to think that Im deep and emotional, when in fact, Im just as shallow- if not more- than everyone else. I am not a good hardxcore chick, but I try. I consider myself to be cool like the other side of the pillow.
this is who i am in a nutshell.
if you dont like it, then suck it.
-♥-
this is my baby, Nevins. .
I am in your face.
this is my caaaaaaaandice. mess with her and i'll hunt you down. ask her, shes seen it happen. ♥
Svetlana. We crazy. I probably love her more than you.
My sisters ROCK your socks OFF .
