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Thaddeus

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About Me

Sometimes I stop breathing and I don't realize it. It wakes me up. I bleed in medically worrying ways. I have very little respect for human life. Strangers are my favorite people. My goals all end with a satisfying crunch. The right side of my face is scarred, and I can't remember why. Foreign organisms find it impossible to exist in my body. I breathe smoke. I can only be safely approached when under the influence of at least two fairly toxic substances. A nuclear holocaust would be fine, because I find ashes beautiful. I wake up with unexplained cuts on my fingers at least once a week. Due to a hereditary mutation, I am missing a molar and only grew three wisdom teeth. Weather permitting, sometimes I wear the same ratty black suit for days. Yes, I wash it. It hurts to breathe at least once a day. Come to think of it, that could be why I subconsciously stop from time to time. Every now and again my heart starts beating irregularly, then does a sort of lurch and kicks back into rhythm. These are growing pains. I'm going to live forever and sit on the fragments of a dead world.
I really like The Clash as well.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself as an infant. I'd break my own neck, creating a paradox and ending up in a temporal loop of infanti-suicide for eternity; without realizing it.

My Blog

swing swing hop hop

Buy my book!  Buy my book!  Buy my book!
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Time Travel

But you really can travel back 5 years.  Try it; one never need regret again.  Nothing's irreversible.  Well, I guess death's pretty much for keeps, but give us a few years on that one.  On that note,...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 21:24:00 GMT

Monstrology Released

http://ape-entertainment.com/store.htmAnd.. we're shipping.  The book is in stores and available online for immediate shipping.  If you've got a local comic shop, ask for it.  If they don't have it, s...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 17:03:00 GMT

pow

http://drooger.mybrute.com
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:50:00 GMT

huh.

My left wrist doesn't work so well.  That's new.  Ah well, minor setback.  I only ever use that hand to hold things for my right.  It's a crippled handbutler for lord righty de handleson.Chimichanga.S...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:03:00 GMT

phht

Seriously?  Way to live the dream.  Comedy is the hardest thing to write.  Unintentional comedy is the easiest.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:08:00 GMT

Always

Always ain't what it used to be.  Forever never changes.  Hold on to your hats.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:51:00 GMT

yeah that's right

I think it's still snowing.  Hitler was neither a vegetarian nor an atheist.  I could see vegetarian though.  Those people can really go overboard.Robin Hood actually wore red, three-toed sloths make ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:35:00 GMT

cold enough for ya? wokka wokka

A new ice age?  Actually, yeah, I think I'd be down for that.  I could pull off fur and a spear, sure.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:14:00 GMT

I stole this from Brad.

You got laid last night, didn't you?No.Have you ever had a sleepover with a member of the opposite sex?A sleepover?  I've slept with women.Relationship status: Single, Taken, Complicated?Incapabl...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:36:00 GMT