THE FINAL EARTHLY TESTAMENT OF MR. HOBBES |
Greetings friends of all species,As I dictate this to the human, snowflakes fall outside our window. A slight chill flows through as he holds me in his arms, brisk but invigorating on my whiskers tha...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:02:00 GMT |
GOODBYE (for now) |
Dear friends of all species,I'm afraid the time has come for me to bid this earthly realm goodbye. I'm just too tired to carry on and I don't want to linger needlessly when bigger better things await...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
AND YOU THOUGHT THE HOBBES SLOWED DOWN... |
Greetings friends, humans and all manner of intelligence,I've been overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and affection coming my way in the past weeks. I've had some lovely visits and the human assur...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:38:00 GMT |
MY FATE REVEALED |
Greetings humans, friends and all the colours of the feline nation,I'm afraid that today brought more bad news. We went to the vet's and the untreatable tumor in my head is growing - so it looks like...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:01:00 GMT |
THE NEXT STEP IN MY COSMIC JOURNEY BEGINS... |
Greetings humans, fellow felines and other "animals",I haven't communicated with you in some time now and for the most part things have been good. But as some of you have learned, I am apparently pre...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:16:00 GMT |
FROM THE NICE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU WW2 |
Bothersome humans,When will it end? Just because you're justified insecurities demand that you cover your shame with all manner of absurd adornments, it does not mean that we are to be used as props ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:10:00 GMT |
"KNACK OF PREDICTING IMMINENT DEATH" |
Foolish humans,Here again is another example of the higher power we cats weild in the universe. Oscar is clearly a sensitive soul - and while his sentimentality for a lesser species repulses me, I sal...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:01:00 GMT |
KNUT JOB |
Humans,When will you learn? This man is complaining about a celebrity he's gained solely through the oppression of an animal."Burned out'? I hope that Knut shows his keeper all the "love" he deserve...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:35:00 GMT |
WATCH AND LEARN, HUMANS... |
Greetings humans and fellow felines, The human's computer has been broken so I've not been able to communicate lately.He said he had it fixed yesterday but then started cursing and bitching and now he...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:41:00 GMT |
"....GORILLAS CAN'T SWIM." |
Greetings fellow cats and other less fortunate life forms,Below you will find a not-so subtle reminder of the fate that awaits we imprisoned animals if we decide we want out. I salute you Bokito - yo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 15:00:00 GMT |
