greetings friends! my name is eric and im here to fuckin blowwww your mind!! i like to play poker and im awesome at magic. i know my pokemon facts and i hope to one day open up a pokemon gym with my friend chris. (www.myspace.com/chrisbernardo)i like to make people laugh. i also like to practice witchcraft and stuff. im currently attending hogwarts and its alright i guess. the movies make it seem G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S but its not that great. any more questions? AIM me at rhymeswitheric
Top 50 things you probably don’t know about me1. I bowl with 2 fingers
2. I joke about it a lot, but I really want to take voice lessons
3. I play guitar for hours on end, but don’t really learn anything
4. Hoodies are my favorite clothing
5. I had a mullet when I was in 2nd grade (thanks mom and dad)
6. I don’t like drinking milk in the morning
7. I write about my feelings. I have a lot of feelings.
8. I analyze the shit out of everyone I know
9. I have an addictive personality
10. I’ve drank snake blood before (kiss me)
11. When I was younger, I used to have rave sessions with my friends.
12. A few summers back me, Chris and Tim went crazy. We started playing magic the gathering and invested our hard-earned money in air soft guns.
13. Ive worked at Best Buy for 3 ½ years selling computers.
14. And I love it.
15. When I was hired at Best Buy, I lied and told them I knew everything about computers so I could get the job (I knew nothingggg)
16. I have never had a girlfriend before (what’s wrong with me?)
17. I wear colored contacts.
18. I love music that makes me sad. The sadder, the better.
19. I live walking distance from Portillo’s (disasterrrr)
20. One time, I lost control of my car on the highway when it was snowing and skidded over 2 lanes and ended up in a ditch (Sam saved me. Thanks Sam!)
21. I just started getting into cooking.
22. I like jesse mccartney’s new single “leavinâ€
23. I like to mix my cereals.
24. I think filling ice cube trays is fun.
25. I feel really cool when I wear hats.
26. Like…REALLLLLY cool
27. My laptop bag is too small for my laptop, but I make it fit.
28. Things in life sometimes don’t seem to fit, but still do.
29. That really wasn’t a fact, but it sounded cool.
30. Oh geez I’m only at 30? Oh gosh what else to say….
31. I played the recorder when I was a little kid. It was green.
32. I like watches, but don’t like to wear them.
33. One time, my best friend and I ditched our classes to watch Kazaam.
34. I really would like to learn the piano, but I feel it’s too late for me.
35. I sleep with 5 pillows (2 body 3 regular)
36. I don’t go to church. Ever.
37. I wear size 12 in shoes, but I have one in size 9 (and it fits perfectly)
38. I have a steam machine and its awesome
39. I taught my friends about the birds and the bees at camp in 5th grade using stuffed animals.
40. I’d like to try stand-up comedy one day.
41. When I was a kid, one of my favorite videogames was Jaws for NES. I was never able to beat it.
42. I still can’t beat it today.
43. That’s what she said.
44. I’m really hard of hearing.
45. I like really bad songs.
46. I got hit by a go-kart at 6 Flags once.
47. I’ve gotten the most tickets out of anyone I know (fuck the popo)
48. I am nowhere near where I want to be in life.
49. I won the lottery one time.
50. I give the best hugs in the world (ask me to prove it)
