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It's a shame about Megan

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About Me

Mostly happy, with a chance of scattered cynical rants.

My Interests

Music, books, wine, maps, parks, museums, libraries, voting liberal, self deprecation, reading the Onion, trying new and very un-American foods, learning new things, hanging out with friends, riding my bicycle
Shit List white condiments, right-wing religious nuts, Celine Dion, MTV, Dr. Phil, Karl Rove, Wal-Mart, Fox News, mediocrity, cheese that comes from an aerosol can, Blue Collar TV, suburbs, the incredible amount of shitty movies and music that are constantly claiming to be the best but are really just kind of average

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will make fun of me.

Music:

I spend a lot of time listening to music. I like to find new (or at least new to me) and different kinds of music to listen to. I don't like most bland and generic pop and rock music. Here are some of my favorites: Ambulance LTD, Arcade Fire, Badly Drawn Boy, Belle & Sebastian, Blur, Bruce Springsteen, Crowded House, The Cure, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Dwight Yoakam, The Eagles, Echo and the Bunnymen, Ella Fitzgerald, Elvis Costello, Eric Clapton, Etta James, Feist, Finn Brothers, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, George Michael, John Coltrane, Luna, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Miles Davis, Neil Young, New Order, Nick Cave, Okkervil River, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Semisonic, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, Split Enz, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, the Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes

Movies:

I just don't seem to get around to sitting down and watching movies all that often. I tend to like dumb comedies and indie dramas. Favorites: Airplane, Wet Hot American Summer, The Baxter, Office Space, Empire Records, Death to Smoochy, Zoolander, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, Usual Suspects, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Wonder Boys, Wayne's World, American History X, Monty Python movies, I Heart Huckabees, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Lost in Translation, Caddyshack, Happy Endings, The Fisher King, Annie Hall, Twelve Monkeys, Army of Darkness, Match Point, Scoop

Television:

I can't stand sitting down and watching whatever is on TV because most of it sucks, but I do enjoy certain TV shows... The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Reno 911, Strangers With Candy, That's My Bush, Stella, Ali G Show, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Invader Zim, Firefly,

Comedians Dane Cook, Lewis Black, Stephen Lynch, Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Dave Attell, Jim Breuer, Denis Leary, George Carlin and so many more.

Books:

I love reading novels, short stories, essays, and some non-fiction. I generally think magazines are a waste of time, although some do occasionally print good short stories. My favorite authors are Michael Chabon, Dave Eggers, Sarah Vowell, David Rakoff, Jeffrey Eugenides, Kurt Vonnegut, Richard Russo, David Sedaris, Jonathan Safran Foer, David Schickler, George Orwell, Ernest Hemingway, Franz Kafka, Oscar Wilde, F Scott Fitzgerald

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Woody Allen

Megan's Details

Status: Guilty
Orientation: Horizontal
Here for: Shits and Giggles
Hometown: Omaha
Religion: Church of God the Utterly Indifferent
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: No/Yes
Children: I don't know about kids, but I want a dog
Education: 3rd Grade
Occupation: Carny
Personality Type: INTJ

Megan's Schools

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