Mike

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO PIXIE DUST AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH? I AM SO DEPRESSED DID TINKERBALL DIE? MY HERO THE TOOTHFAIRY TOLD ME THAT I HAD NICE TEETH, AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!! MY FRIEND, PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON SOLD ME SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT!!!! AND YET I STIL SMOKED IT! SO WHY IS THE WORLD SO HECK-TIC? MY DAYS ARE LITE AND AIRY AND I RARELY WEAR UNDERWEAR! SO WHY IS OPRAH SO IMPORTANT? SHE'S JUST A BIG BLACK LADY WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT EAT, AND THEN WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HOW SHE LOST ALL THE WEIGHT SHE GAINED FROM EATING.... ANYWAY HIT ME UP NIGGAS....