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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pirate Nun
Birthday: I have no birthday. I am infinate
Birthplace: Heaven where i then fell into the posession of rum guzzling pirates
Current Location: i am everywhere
Eye Color: white
Hair Color: i dont know. i have never seen my hair
Height: 56
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have only one hand. the other, a hook
Your Heritage: half god, half pirate
The Shoes You Wore Today: peg/air force one
Your Weakness: i have no weakness
Your Fears: i have no fears
Your Perfect Pizza: fish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eliminate all you poor souls wandering on my terrain
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I DONT USE THAT NON SENSE!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: i dont sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my hook so i can rip out your heart and feed it to my vicious pirate!!
Your Bedtime: I DONT SLEEP!!
Your Most Missed Memory: fuck shit ass flipper
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: group. 30 girls and 1 pirate nun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: RUM, NIGGA RUM
Chocolate or Vanilla: RUM
Cappuccino or Coffee: RUM
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Swear: YES
Do you Sing: tunes enough to scramble your brain and make you vulnerable...if thats what you mean
Do you Shower Daily: no. never have
Have you Been in Love: i dont love
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes. to 30 women
Do you belive in yourself: no need. i know i am god and i can blast you into oblivian
Do you get Motion Sickness: i fly. us gods dont drive
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: i have no health. i eat what i want.
Do you get along with your Parents: i am an orphan
Do you like Thunderstorms: I CREATE THUNDERSTORMS!!
Do you play an Instrument: yes. a hook
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: rum, rum, and oh yes, rum
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes. with 30 women.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no need.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: if you mean souls, then no. if you mean panties, then HELL YES
Ever been Drunk: i dont get drunk
Ever been called a Tease: ...
Ever been Beaten up: NO
Ever Shoplifted: yes. packs and packs of yellow crayolas!
How do you want to Die: i dont die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i have no goals but to eliminate my oppressors
What country would you most like to Visit: heaven
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: white
Short or Long Hair: white
Height: white
Weight: white
Best Clothing Style: white
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: 5
Number of Piercings: 38
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NEVER!
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