bukfastic |
........
I wish Microsoft would stop putting red
squiggles underneath these words I found on the back seat of the top
deck of a double-decker that runs past the OED head quarters
FERNAC...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:15:00 GMT |
In or out |
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In a muddle.
Can you think of anywhere else?
moon
rocket on way to Moo...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:57:00 GMT |
ambition |
........
As a young Bob in the days before
computers were commonplace I completed my college work placement in
a small graphic design agency. I was slightly non-plussed that my
placement at...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:24:00 GMT |
small Jack |
........
Tea time can be quite a somber affair
me sitting in my high wooden chair
alone at the table
eating satsuma segments and cheese
triangles
I might talk to the Moon the Cake and
the...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:10:00 GMT |
ordinary |
........
Last night I went home and roasted a
ham with cabbage that the caretaker pilfered while out rabbit
hunting. The cabbage was so enormous that I also made a hundred
weight of cole slaw to ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:39:00 GMT |
Lies! |
I have a goldfish. It lives in a cage and it snored all night.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:07:00 GMT |
pure magic |
I wish Derren Brown would just admit he has a time machine.. or some sort of televisual device............
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Posted by on Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:43:00 GMT |
ode to html |
I am really CROSSÂ I am really centredWrong wrong wrongJust jokingI am a bit deadI mean it this timeoh what's the point?my tennis racket has gone soft in the rain
Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:39:00 GMT |
Columbo |
........
What I love about Columbo
You never ever see his wife
or learn anything about his personal
life
but you feel you know him intimately.
Slowly that irritating unmade-bed-of-...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:51:00 GMT |
Saturday |
drink tea in sunshinehang out washingempty binsbacon sandwichlook in cuboardsmake shopping listcheck emailget dressedgo to sainsburyswatch soccer saturdaymake curryread papersplay scrabble on-linewatc...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:48:00 GMT |
