By the end of this year i will have no doubt, Drank myself into a coma ...
My Liver has been eaten by Strongbow and my Lungs have been munched on by Fags, But i couldnt be happier.
Reading - Editors - Me & Chloe raping Otter & Pete's shoulders :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-POTV6SrxI
I'm Charlotte & "I'm just cruising for Pussy", It's nice to meet you :).This is how i spend most of my days.
BSRG SAS CRF BAMJ CLS LSM HJB JM- For Fucking Ever :)
To the window, to the wall,
To the sweat drop down my balls,
To all these bitches crawl,
To all skeet skeet motherfucker,
All skeet skeet god damn,
Jordan Meredith:
"Oweya"
"Is it"
"Sound"
& my personal favourite ... "New Years Evolution"
He's got a perm and is a side ordering of Gangster, But i love it. :D
After auditioning for the lead role in the film "The Thing" and being turned down, Nick moved onto Bigger and Brighter things ... My best friend, - who says this ladies and gentlemen is his sex face ?!?!?! .... . "chloe Ive Came"
In eastenders, Zoe slater shouts to Kat slater "you aint my mother", Kat then replies "yes i am". that endering peice made me cry. Never, will i hear the end of it.
Charlotte: "Beth do you think ive got horrible feet?"
Beth: "There like monkeys feet mate, your a fucking monkey
Charlotte: "what? stink"
Beth: "You could hang from branches with them fuckers"
Charlotte:"Yeah well, you know when im on I'm a celebrity get me out of here, guess where ill be ...... Hanging from a fucking tree"
I once explained to a couple of friends how another friend had a girlfriend with "tits of a fucking angel",again, never will i hear the end of that.
I laugh alot at pretty much anything.
A week living at Sophs, How we roll ....
I listen to this song pretty much everyday.
"You can hold her hand
And show her how you cry
Explain to her your weakness
So she understands
And then roll over and die."
"God, you lot are well close, you can shave eachothers legs"
..... "Mate we'd shave eachothers fannys" ...
This is the best programme in the world.
"I'de rather be a peodophile than a lesbian"
8th Aug - Summer Sundae
22nd Aug - Reading
24th Nov - EGYPT BABAY!
2nd Dec- COLDPLAY BABAY!
3rd Dec - My 18th
