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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jerry
Birthday: May 1st 1988
Birthplace: C section
Current Location: My computer desk. Imagine that.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde & Brown
Height: 72 inches long
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1/2 indian 1/2 irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: 5 dollar walmart shoes
Your Weakness: Sticks and stones
Your Fears: Something bad happening to my dick :(
Your Perfect Pizza: Red barron thin crust ultimate pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More tattoos
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I tend to use the space bar alot.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Boner
Your Best Physical Feature: Ink
Your Bedtime: Miller Time
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm pretty in love with the now
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke burns my nostrils.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McLions choice
Single or Group Dates: As long as she's there it doesnt matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is for hippies and budhists.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: Hella treez
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Constantly
Do you Shower Daily: So fresh n' so clean clean
Have you Been in Love: Why yes. How could you tell?
Do you want to go to College: If I ever find the time
Do you want to get Married: Maybe ;)
Do you belive in yourself: Nope. I'm just an urban legend.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I dont think so. *stands up and spins in circles* nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd bone me. I don't know if I'd call myself back though.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: I loves em, and they loves me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why did she say something about me?
Do you play an Instrument: Played is such a negative term.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I would'nt say drank it as much as I inhailed it.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on : Oh shit I left myself running again!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Me and my boo been all about town
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh the workforce
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not to big on the oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never had sushi before.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The whole world is a stage and we are all our own Luke Perry.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Without water, yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your heart (thats right im talkin to you good lookin. RAWRR)
Ever been Drunk: I don't really have a sarcastic remark for this one. My shenanigans pretty much speak for themselves.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe
Ever been Beaten up: My girlfriend hits me :(
Ever Shoplifted: My pants are too tight to hide anything
How do you want to Die: FRANTIC DISMEMBERMENT!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A toys r' us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: CANADA!! THE MOTHER LAND!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they have eyes I don't really care
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care who you are
Short or Long Hair: Where your from
Height: Don't care what you did
Weight: As long as you love me
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of I have taken: my survey has down syndrome.
Number of CDs I own: I can't even begin to answer that.
Number of Piercings: Two lobes, tragus, one nipple
Number of Tattoos: Rose on my wrist, heart on my sleeve, city on my side
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Every time I didn't think before frowning
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My Blog

2008

I'm not gonna lie, my new years sucked imeasurable amount of balls. All my plans fell through and by the time they did all my friends were too trashed to pick up the phone. However, I'm not gonna let ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:51:00 GMT

Dear god...

Dear God, I know we haven’t talked in a real long time, however I come to you now in my hour of need. God...all I want for christmas is an aquamarine epiphone explorer bass with hot magenta pic...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:56:00 GMT