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About Me

Its me Heather. Heres some stuff about me: I live ITP baby and rarely travel OTP...I think its annoying when people say ITP or OTP...so I say it alot. I frequently break out in song when someone says something in conversation that reminds me of a song lyric. I am allergic to eggs. My favorite color is blue. The thickness of my southern accent is directly proportional to the amount of happiness I am feeling at that moment. No accent=no happy. I find humor in things others dont notice. I know a little about a lot of things, but am an expert on nothing. I can read something once and remember it. I love movies, and cars, and puppies, and kitties, and sparkly things, and I collect paper that I never write on and pens I never use. Most people dont get me. I appreciate those that do. I think flipping the bird is fun. Cuss words are still funny to me no matter how often I hear them. Double entendres always crack me up.
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1 john 100
2 pat 100
3 Amanda Woody 100
4 Makavelli 100
5 alyssa 100
6 JOSH 100
7 Hey Heather! 100
8 the carl 100
9 Lisa B! 90
10 Charles 90
11 ashley 90
12 teresa 90
13 Nikki 90
14 Sean J 90
15 jim 90
16 Jaime 80
17 Dustin 80
18 bigdaddy 80
19 Henry 80
20 Nick 80
21 ABC 60
22 Jesse 60
23 Josh 60
24 katie "snl" harrelson 60
25 Chadwick 50
26 K Dawg 50
27 ricky 40
28 Kristy 40

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Anyone that I have things in common with. If you see something in my profile that you can relate to send me a message and I will gladly reply.VERY IMPORTANT: I do not care to discuss anything sexual in nature, so feel free to skip me with those types of messages. Thats nasty.I dont add people on here for shits and giggles. Here are the requirements for addition to my friends list. I must either: 1. know you personally, 2. know someone personally that can assure me you arent a douche, or 3. if neither 1 or 2 apply you must send me a courtesy message explaining who you are and why you want to be my friend. Otherwise skip me with the friends requests too. That is all.

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8 years

8 years=96 months=417 weeks=2,922 days=70,127 hours=4,207,590 minutes=252,455,408 seconds=the amount of time I dated John before he proposed.Here is my proposal story complete with pictures.We went to...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

A Nice Neighborly Exchange

So creepy guy in the Toyota Carolla doored me today in the parking lot. I was in the car when he did it. I heard, felt, and saw it. There is paint chipped off the door of John's Must...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

Childhood Nostalgia

I grew up in Douglasville, GA. Back when it was a small town. Dont get me wrong, you will never get me to admit to a longing for the good ol' days of Douglasville, but seeing stuff like I ...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

Im about to cuss someone out.

A group of us homeowners got together recently and hired an attorney and booted the Home Owners Association Board of Directors. So now we have a new board. 2 of the new board members are a...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

Nicks a funny funny man.

Heres a message between Nick and I. Made me laugh and I needed that. Best read from bottom up. FIB= Fulton Industrial Blvd and dirty butt strippers.From: Me ...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

Leave Your Name Bulletin

This came through as a bulletin. I dont do bulletins that much, but I thought this looked like fun. So I will post it here and I will go ahead and answer for the folks that usually read a...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

Cut my hair or stop going to Publix? You tell me.

Alright its happened more than once. I need to know what I should do. Personal space invaders commenting on or freaking touching my hair. Its long....I am growing it out for a purpose. It ...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

christmas meth and zombies

This is an excert from this mornings pre nicotine chat with Lisa. Every morning when I wake up I log on, get my smokes and we chat. Shes been at work for a few hours by ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST

someone did this

I like the song (reminds me of holiday joy) and was looking for the video on youtube. I came across this thing someone else made with the song and clips from a movie that looks pretty good...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST

Book Recommendation

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. ISBN:0380978407Its hilarious and heartbreaking. I loved it! You have to have a sense of humor t...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST