My interests are chilling with my friends, finding unicorns, arguing with everyone about anything, making sandwiches, shredding papers , saving pandas, baking cookies, chilling with the Romanian Popstar (spelunking, throwing rocks at geese and whatnot), designing, watching Kevin be Kevin, being a friggin dorable, eating, skiing, riding horseback, taking pictures, cutting out magazines, swimming (even if i am all pathetic in the water) and DRAMA
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Veronika
Birthday: December 15
Birthplace: Chicopee, MA
Current Location: Ludlow, MA
Eye Color: greenish blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Polish/Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip-flops
Your Weakness: shoes, drama and chocolate anything
Your Fears: ending up a crotchety old nun and not having people to laugh with
Your Perfect Pizza: hamburger and mushroom...if you pick off the mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: surviving term 1 of college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't do instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: gee, that was a wierd dream
Your Best Physical Feature: my legs/back/eyes
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep...be it 8:00p.m. or 3 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I was missing a memory wouldn't I not be able to remember what it was?
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either, depending on the people invovled
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither...I don't need any caffine
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: poorly
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: I AM going to college...I
Do you want to get Married: yes...it will stop my fears of becoming a crotchety old nun
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: most of the time
Are you a Health Freak: if by a health freak you mean freak out if I have to do anything healthy, then yes
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes...by the guy I was once in love with
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: nope...oops I mean, by being crushed by a disco ball or in my sleep next to the one I love (like in the Notebook, everybody say it with me "Awwww")
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a special event planner/ruler of the known and unknown universe
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: any...mostly brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: above 5' 5"
Weight: any as long as he's fit
Best Clothing Style: on a guy? well I couldn't care less, preferably without a shirt on
Number of Drugs I have taken: what is this? a drug screening, my goodness.
Number of CDs I own: tons
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
I listen to almost everything, granted that it's not rap or country. I love ACDC, Adam Ant, All Saints, The Angels, Angie Stone, Amy Winehouse, Aretha Franklin, the B52s, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the Barenaked Ladies, the Beach Boys, the Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Boston, Bowling for Soup,Cake, Cherry Poppin Daddies, the Clash, Danni Minogue, the Darkness, the Dead Milkmen, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Diana Ross & the Supremes, the Donnas, the Doors, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Eagles, Earth Wind and Fire, Elton John, Everclear, The Hives, J Giels Band, Jem, Jennifer Drive, Joan Jett, John Lennon, Joss Stone, Junior Senior, Kelis, the Killers, Kinky, the Knack, KT Tunstall, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Lilly Allen, Marcy Playground, MC Hammer, MXPX, No Doubt, O-Zone, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, the Rennaissance, Robert Palmer, the Sly Caps, Smash Mouth, Spoon, Spymob, the Starlight Mints, Steriogram, the Steve Miller Band, The Strokes, The Temptations, They Might Be Giants, Thicke, Train, The Vines, The Weather Girls, The White Stripes, The Who, Weezer and the Wise Guys Bizarre Origins of Rock Band NamesThe Bay City Rollers: Came up with their name by sticking a pin in a map of the world. It landed on Bay City, Michigan.Buffalo Springfield: Members of the group were stumped for a name. A member of the band was looking out their manager's window at a construction site in Hollywood, when he spotted a steamroller with the brand name "Buffalo Springfield."Iron Maiden: A medieval torture device.Jethro Tull: Named after the 18th century British inventor of the seed drill.Pink Floyd: An amalgam of two American blues artists, Pink Anderson and Floyd Council.Steely Dan: Based on the name of a dildo in William Burrough's novel, The Naked Lunch.Three Dog Night: It is a practice of Australian aborigines to sleep with three dogs on particularly cold nights.The Velvet Underground: Lou Reed lifted the name from a title of a cheap paperback novel.
Even though I'm not the = The Renaissance groupie anymore, they're still pretty awesome so you should check them out
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck" . It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love or hate.
As you can see there are very words with the overall versatility of the word fuck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
1.Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
2.Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
3.Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
4.Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."
5.Agression........."FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust................"Fuck me."
7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?
8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."
9. Lost........................"where the fuck are we?"
10.Disbelief.............."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"
12.Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"
13.Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"
14.Directions.............."Fuck off."
It can be maternal..."MOTHERFUCKER!"
It can be used to tell time... "It's four fucking twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description..."He's a fucking asshole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"...Mayor of Hiroshima
"Thats not a real fucking gun."...John Lennon
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"...Captain of the Titanic
"Who the fuck is gonna find out?"...Richard Nixon
"Any fucking idiot could answer that."...Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"...Picasso
"You want what on the fucking celiling?"...Michaelangelo
"Houston we Have a big fucking problem."..The crew of Apollo 13
Murphy's Law On Sex1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.4. Sex has no calories.5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.8. No sex with anyone in the same office.9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.12. Virginity can be cured.13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.17. It is always the wrong time of month.18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.22. The younger the better.23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.30. Love is a hole in the heart.31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.33. Do it only with the best.34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.39. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.42. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.46. Never say no.47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.52. Love comes in spurts.53. The world does not revolve on an axis.54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.60. "This won't hurt, I promise."
Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun?
NEW DELHI - You would think this guy would be pretty popular with the women. A businessman in New Delhi is going to have surgery to remove one of his TWO penises so that he can marry and lead a normal sexual life. The man suffers from an extremely rare medical condition known as penile duplication or diphallus. "Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the Times of India quoted a surgeon as saying. However, two is a crowd for this man, who wishes to undergo the challenging surgery and get on with his normal life. The surgery will be tough for doctors since both organs are well-formed and blood supply has to be ensured to the remaining penis for it to function normally.