About Me
The one the only Savage. Born under a full moon in the Mount Woods in the winter of 1979, I was raised by dogs and a mysterious half-man known locally as Ming. He raised me on his breast milk, which I suckled from him until the age of 11, this gave me good length of bone and an awesome set of guns.
Having left his nest and been taught hunting skills and bush craft by Ming, I schooled at Milford Haven Comprehensive, where I achieved very little academically, however did alright on the sports paddock. I tried my hand at acting in school and to date live off the now infamous line "I'm half dead" delivered by me in Guys & Dolls.
It was during my school years that I first came into contact with such legends as Michael George and Simon Snape...say no more!
Since leaving school, I moved to Cardiff to explore myself, this took five years and I found nothing.
For some reason, the Queen then employed me and I now uphold the law and bring naughty people to justice.
Moved back to where it all happens - Johnston, where I am living with a random I met on a night out in Cardiff called Lowri. Chow.
