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About Me

Ummm... Well I went to culinary art school in Philly and am happy to be done with school forever (hopefully) and to be working in the real world for the rest of my life. Just kidding, its not bad at all. I consider my co-workers to be my 2nd family. I couldnt hand pick a better group of people Id rather work with and be with on the holidays when Im not with my real family. I consider myself to be a pretty fun, spontaneous, really sarcastic, competitive, and semi-modest kind of person. What the hell does semi-modest mean? Well I used to be all about being modest but Im not so much anymore, that was boring. I live by the sayings "everything happens for a reason" and "you cant help the way you feel". Im not nearly as confident as I fake. I like to always be doing something, Im not much of a relaxer. I think watching TV is a waste of time, unless your cuddling with someone. Oh how I love to cuddle. When I go out with my friends to the bar, Im usually considered "the load" or as I like to call it "the big winner". They are just jealous that they cant dance like me or have my lightweight drinking tolerance. And no, guys dancing isnt gay at all. Gay is practically the new straight, right?? Right?? Ok, just kidding. I dont smoke or do any of that "cool" stuff, Im just not kool enough I guess. I like to check out new places and meet new people. I love hearing what makes someone feel so special about themselves or what makes them unique. Im not good with words, so if that last line didnt sound right to you too, then there ya go. Im such a makeout whore, its not just for girls anymore. I usually aim to make people laugh. Occassionally I like to go out and pick up chicks like its no big thing. When Im not doing that, I like to pretend I can just go out and pick up chicks like its no big thing. You know when you meet someone new and they ask what groups or bands you like? Well I dont like to give a specific answer so Ill just say a type of music or two and they'll be like do you like this shitty old band where all the members are dead? And Im like no, I never heard of them and they get all WHAT??!!! Ugh, I cant stand that. My day usually starts at about 9am so I can go the gym and do manly things. I guess you can say Im a night owl cause Im usually up til about 3am. I enjoy random activities such as wiffel ball, competitive mini-golf, Risk, and paddle beer-pong. Even though my schedule is usually pretty busy, I make sure to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy at least once a week. People have a hard time knowing if Im serious or not. I'm like the boy who cried wolf too many times or somethin. I mean cmon, who really has the time to watch the Lord of the Rings triology every week and who plays competitive mini-golf?!?!? Hummph, how bout that? Be sure to read my "random facts about me" survey, its all true. I think anyone who has a bird as a pet is an asshole. Why? Think about it? I dont like anyone who has a pony or horse (Seinfled, haha) and I dont like cats. I like to write stuff down for later so I dont go crazy tryin to remember it. I would shoot myself if I had to sit at a desk all day, stare at a computer, wearing my shirt and tie, sitting in traffic to and from work where the highlight of my day is lunch. I cant stand depressed, cocky, or boring people or people who complain about their job. I mean, didnt you go to school for that?? And if you didnt go to school, well then thats your fault. I really couldnt be much happier with myself and where Im at right now in my life, maybe I could drive a cooler car though, I dunno. I work hard but definatley still have a good balance of fun in my life. I love to fuck around cause being mature sucks. Im enjoying life way too much to slow down anytime soon. Dont get me wrong, I can be a serious when I have to be and yadda yadda yadda. Dont be shy to add me as a friend if you wanna get to know me. But I can be shy, so if you add me and dont say anything, chances are, Im not gonna say anything either and youll probably end up gettin deleted because I like to know everyone on my list. ..
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My Interests

pool, poker, tennis, iron pumping, checkin out new bars and clubs, board games, cuddling/snuggling

I'd like to meet:

Amy Lee. Past classmates, old and new friends, maybe some gorgeous women, not hott women, gorgeous ones. And I guess it'd be cool to meet the woman that makes me wanna settle down, have some kids, and sell my car for that spankin hott minivan. Dont ask to be my friend if all your looking for is an "add", get a life, this isnt a contest.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEXY SELF - The Survey
Name: Steve Saylor
Birthday: 10-14-83
Birthplace: Norristown, PA
Current Location: Norristown, PA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish and polish....what a sweet combo
The Shoes You Wore Today: K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Chuck Norris
Your Fears: being unhappy w/ myself
Your Perfect Pizza: margherita
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get fit for the ladies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HAHAHA
Thoughts First Waking Up: yippy skippy
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 10:14
Your Most Missed Memory: deceased family
Pepsi or Coke: basically the same thing
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who cares
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Bitches or Hoes: Bitches, hoes are nasty
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: well....
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: probably not
Do you want to go to College: so long bitches
Do you want to get Married: why certainly!
Do you belive in yourself: Your a wizard Harry
What's up: Not much, how bout you?
Do you think you are Attractive: hah, what'd u miss that stud at the top of page?
Are you a Health Freak: im gettin there
Do you have a Favorite Game: does "hide the sausage" count?
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as im protected under the covers
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you had an urge to touch a penis: What the Fuck?!?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: is this a fat joke?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah with my band called "stupid question"
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hah, im a good kid
Ever been Drunk: drinkin other peoples beers?
Ever been called a Tease: ooh ssttop it
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: saving a life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Carl Winslow
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color: not red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'0"- 5'10"
Weight: none of your business!
Best Clothing Style: Lance Armstrong band
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: who me?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: off the top of my head, id have to say not going to my senior prom

CREATE YOUR OWN SWEET SURVEY! - or - GET SCAMMED INTO TAKING .. SURVEYS AND GET PAID NOTHING!
28 AND A HALF RANDOM THINGS ABOUT YOU.
1. I wear colored contacts
2. The thing im best at is playing pool
3. I dont like being the center of attenion
4. My favorite subject is Psychology
5. I dont like braggers or bragging
6. Im a terrible story-teller
7. I wish i could dance to any type of music or at least just one
8. I can draw amazing mazes
9. Im a very personal kind of person, whatever that means
11. My favorite band has a female singer
12. I like to gamble and make bets on dumb stuff
13. I'm paranoid of having bad breath
14. I love shopping
15. I'm a great speller
16. I can't talk on the phone and watch tv at the same time
17. Ive owned 4 cars and none of which I got to drive home
18. I hate snow
19. I believe in fate, not luck
20. I've never smoked a cigarette or been high
21. The most fun i had was in another country
22. I want to own a restaurant someday
23. I have way too many pairs of shoes I wear
24. I go through about 3 chapsitcks a month
25. My dream job is to be an interior decorator, haha...seriously
26. I've always wanted an eyebrow ring
27. One of my favorite missed things to do is ice-skate
28. I once won a 4-man game of Monopoly in under 30 mins without cheating
29. I wish I could.....

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Music:

My favorites now are Evanescence, Black Eyed Peas, Fort Minor, Nelly Furtado, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance

Movies:

The usual comedies, Good Will Hunting, John Q, LOTR, Oceans Eleven, The Life of David Gale, Crash, Saw, Braveheart, Requiem for a Dream, Rounders, Cube, Unfaithful, Man on Fire, Butterfly Effect, The Guardian, Lucky Number Slevin, Hitch.

Television:

Lost, Entourage, Nip Tuck. Other than that, I dont watch much TV.

Books:

"The World According to Mister Rogers-Important Things Remembered"

Heroes:

none