I'd like to meet:
Name: Luke
Age: 25 years
From: Feltham, Middlesex
Occupation: Design Websites and Print
Build: Athletic
Ears: Two
Dong Size: Massive
Marital Status: Have a beautiful blonde girly
Role Model/Hero: Me
Bad Habits: Way too indecisive
Interests:
Love the footie, both watching, playing and also the banter that goes with it. - I'm a spurs fan so have had to put up with plenty of stick over the years, but we're on the way up and are rapidly overtaking that other London club that wears red and sells all their players. Ha!
Also love movies, the odd bit of reading and of course getting out and chatting to good friends over a beer. mmmm.
04-07-07
Mad weekend. Mad, tiring weekend. In fact so emphatically mad and so ludicrously tiring - that I have only just recovered the strength to post my latest feature, after which I intend to sleep until it has stopped raining. Which could be some considerable time.
Friday was certainly the most energy sapping and liver straining night of recent times, as my friend Rob had a stag do - and appeared to be playing a fun new game that involved drinking as much as he could without propelling lumpy chundermix across the street in front of everybody. He wasn't very good at this game. Especially as most us were providing him with a limitless supply of alcohol, and spiked his drinks for most of the evening with what looked like George Best's piss. Was a great send off fo Rob (I hope) and a good catch up with the lads.
Predictably though, I woke up with a sore head. I then took my sore head to Staines, where it had the huge mop on top of it trimmed down and styled into something far more 'weddingy' and far less Han Solo. A suit fitting then beckoned, again for the wedding of course, where I tried on a suit so smart it probably has more qualifications than I have. It was then back to the pub....
Thanks to everybody that showed at the fundraiser on Saturday, and to those who bought raffle tickets. It was a roaring success and we raised a massive £400 smackers to go towards my Sis and her charity. Can't thank you lot enough for your generosity, she'll be chatting away on her voicebox in no time. Fantastic night as well, a lot of people dressed up and I haven't danced like that in years - with that I mean....like a prick!
Slight bummer, after all that I get into work on Monday and find I haven't been paid!!!! Foolishly done most of the cash I had, now I'm so poor i'm using my dirty socks to dry dishes.
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29-06-07
Big shout-out to Big Rob the Beardsley, a good mate who's reached the landmark age of 25 today - which is 10 years older than the pants i'm wearing. Quite an achievement.
The very same man is getting married next week too, everyone is growing up too fast! Its seems only five minutes ago when I first met Rob, when he soiled himself in assembly on the first day of school. (he didn't thats a lie!)
That reminds me I still have to get on with the wedding speech. Week to go and i've written bugger all. Could be a very sticky situation if I get to weddding day and have to improvise. In fact it would be the stickiest situation since Mr Sticky the stick insect got himself stuck on a sticky bun. Must get cracking.
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28-06-07
Do you ever look at those shitty spam emails that go straight into your junk folder?
I do, and this one I found hilarious.
From a company called EzTeck - this poor quality mis-spelt email was launching a penis enlargement product called MEGA DIK!
Their snappy tagline was what tickled me the most - It read;
"evyone in the word knoWs thAt your penis size equals your shoes size. Now witH MEGA DIK u will no longer have to wear MASSIVE shoes to make people think you have a big DICK."
-Priceless. I can finally throw away those size eighteens that were making me walk funny.
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27-06-07
Fuck Yeah! The Verve are back together! Announced today here . About time too.
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24-06-07
Just taken one of those myspace 'celebrity look-a-like' tests. Its come up with an 83% match with Heath Ledger. - if there was ever concrete proof these things don't work! The other match it coughed up however.......was Gloria Estefan!?! A 84% match! I'm very offended. You can take the test yourself here
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24-06-07
Hangover has now subsided and my stomach is now taking a deserved rest. Although illness has apparently been replaced by insomnia - its 4.00am and i'm still up and around, although it is partly because I've just seen off my bro's who are now en route to the airport for their Ibiza trip. Wot lucky, lucky bastards.
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23-06-07
Hung.....over. Having serious problems holding back the VOM. Also releasing some rasping beer farts that are not helping my nausea. Damn that kebab. Why is it that you become a complete lightweight the moment you hit 25?! Literally had a couple of drinks in an old man pub and im hugging toilet.
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22-06-07
Friday! yeah! This is my best day. (well after 5.30 anyway, work stinks)
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11-06-07
Isle of Wight Festival. If you didn't go, you suck! One of the best weekend's out ever. The music rocked. The weather was great. The beer was cool. The Luke was handsome. The toilets stank. Paolo Nutini was clearly tripping on stage, hunched over his mic stand grinning like a maniac. (one of the best performances there!) Snow Patrol are amazing heard live.
Decided Isle of Wight is a very nice place, definitely worth going again when it isn't rammed with puking students.
Had a little trouble getting back home though....Girlfriend Fae, Martin and me - forced to rough it with the ordinary people on a bus, then a boat thingy, then a train, then another train, then a cab - when our planned lift home suffered a severe case of unreliabledickheaditus syndrome.
Going next year.
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26-05-07
The mp3 player at the top of the page is almost ready to rock...prepare yourselves for a SERIOUS Mika overload! I'm not gay.
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24-05-07
Finally get this bloody thing online, been meaning to get round to it for months, eventually gave in the myspace bug.