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Conan

I am here for Friends

About Me

well I'm a tall eggshell white male, with red hair and blueish grey eyes if I had to guess my weight I'd say 93lbs. I'm about 9ft tall... and I wear a size 36 shoe if I had long hippie hair I'd look like a wookie from starwars.

My Interests

fishing, skiing, pool, bowling, and listening to kenny g while hanging out with gary colman in my sauna.

I'd like to meet:

Circus midgets and disgruntled clowns with massive horns and shoes specifically ones named bob that smell like wet cat hair.

Music:

Kenny G, Al Green, N'Sync, and frank the homless man on 32nd and Jackson Ave. (sometimes i give him my half eaten burger)

Movies:

8mile, ferris bueller's day off, and the complete mary kate and ashley olsen series.

Television:

Late night with Conan O'brien (sadly im my only viewer). thats why I'm on at 1am so people are forced to watch me or infomercials... im neck and neck.

Books:

archie comic's, thats a book right? goodnight moon and my personal favorite green eggs and ham.

Heroes:

Kenny G, Martha Stewart, & the quaker oats man Walter Brimley.