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Slacker

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About Me

currently playing rent-a-cop at the local hospital and not much else. I was born for this job; getting paid to do nothing, that is! I have absolutely no ambition, nor any real sense of purpose. I try to be a good person, but sometimes I'm not... judge not, lest you be judged. is lest a word? whatever.




My Interests

my girlfriend, "new-stolgia", world travel, photography, gonzo journalism, halloween, adrenaline, anything japanese, punk, my i-pod, jeans-and-a-hoodie, werewolves, excessive swearing, paint ball, indie films, b-movies, hair dyed any of the primary colors, porn, firearms, controlled substances, drinking, parties, pizza and wings, a high metabolism, an iron stomach, roller-coasters, lazy weekends, lazy weekdays, video games, ultraviolence, tattoos, music turned up to "11", the color blue, ninjas vs pirates, free shit, goth chicks, asian chicks, bi chicks, goth asian bi chicks, grafitti, anarchy

You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

your mom

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Music:

it'd be quicker to list the music that I fucking despise: "easy listening" garbage, every country song except "devil went down to georgia", polka, any metal where they scream incomprehensible jibberish, pop, whiny emo, and any rap/hip hop song that's soley about cars, bling, or ho's. if it doesn't fall under any of those catagories, then I probably dig it. probably.

You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules. You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man. You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona. You scare moms, make bad girls swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

anything by quentin tarantino, guy richie, sam raimi, bryan singer, joss whedon, peter jackson, robert rodriguez(except goddam "spy kids"), tim burton, stanly kubrick, m night shyamalan, and kevin smith.

Television:

the media is lying to you. the news is either inaccurate, sensationalized, or both. most current shows are unoriginal and nothing more than thinly veiled product placements designed to quietly lull you into submission. reality shows have taken over to exploit a society that has become detached with reality. oh, and one more thing... Lost, Heroes, Family Guy, South Park, Inked, Drawn Together, and the Daily Show totally kick ass.

Books:

anything by john grisham, kurt vonnegut jr, stephen king, chuck palahniuk, j.r. tolkien, john milton, william shakespeare, hunter s. thompson

Heroes:

d.b.cooper, bruce lee, ron jeremy, macgyver, chuck norris, hugh hefner, bonnie and clyde, domino harvey, evil kneivel, johnny knoxville, dog the bounty hunter, hunter s. thompson, billy idol

My Blog

Fuckin. A. Right.

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in mov...
Posted by Slacker on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

There Seems To Be Some Confusion

Please, allow me to clear the air...     Ninja > Pirates.    No contest.   Cup O' Noodles > Ramen Noodles.    It comes in it's own cup, people!   Robo...
Posted by Slacker on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

Blinded By The "Lite"

I hate fat people.  With a fat fucking passion.    Not because they're "big boned" or whatever.  Rather, because I'm so goddamn skinny.  You see, they're perpetuating my probl...
Posted by Slacker on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST

Rise of the (answering)Machines

Calling an inanimate object a tool isn't an insult, it's an accurate observation.    ...and therin lies my fustration.  Today I was caught unawares by the advancement of technology when...
Posted by Slacker on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:26:00 PST

Turtle Power

Why must we destroy that which we love? My goddamn turtle died, the little bastard.  Just who the hell does he think he is, anyways? Am I that horrible to live with?  I think he croaked...
Posted by Slacker on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 12:31:00 PST

A Nightmare On Sesame Street

Forget Elm Street, Freddy's a pussy. Well, at least compared to the evils that I've discovered. You see, I've come to the conclusion that the Sesame St monsters feast on children. Hold on...
Posted by Slacker on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:50:00 PST