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the stupid elephant was just trying to figure out a figuring that he was a figuring...
so on account of how stupid the stupid elephant is, he rarely does any figuring, but he was a figuring this day, & a figured a figuring that went a little something like this... if you were ...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:16:00 PST
What did the monkey say to the stupid elephant?
Cruising down the jungle freeway @ a steady pace one day, the stupid elephant slowed to a stop behind a monkey dressed in a casual shirt & slacks driving a cardboard box. After exchanging greeting...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:18:00 PST
What if the stupid elephant had feelings?
IF the stupid elephant had feelings then he would have sent YOU this...& YOU know who YOU are...eh, YOU, today i thought of you, which isn't all that unusual. i rarely go a whole day w/out thinkin...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST
What did the elephant say to the donkey?
got your 1st message& didn't need to hear the 2nd& & BOY, I just can't tell you HOW excited I am about your next visit. This visit is LONG OVERDUE! I can't remember ever being THIS exc...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:32:00 PST
Stupidpiece Theater: Movie of the Week.
Stupidpiece Theater: Movie of the Week: The Ten Commandments, starring Charlton Heston & Yul Brynner.
Stupidpiece Theater: Universal Theme of the Week:
"Through th...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST
Off the machine...
& flying headlong into the face of it. Not for the kicks, although the rush is one honey of a bonus!
I once heard a preacher say... "I have great sorrow and unceasing anguish in m...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST
Rule 8:
Rule 8: "Stand in the same spot long enough & you are dunnage." Unknown
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:16:00 PST
Rule 7:
Rule 7: "Set yourself up a good template & the rest is cream cheese." Jelly Belly Johnny Keizer
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:14:00 PST
Stupidpiece Theater: Movie of the Week.
This week's Stupidpiece Theater: Movie of the Week is Romancing The Stone.
Stupidpiece Theater: Universal Theme of the Week:
"Ay, yi, yi. Terrible disappointment to the family. ...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST
Stupidpiece Theaters Movie of the Week.
The Stupid Elephant's Stupidpiece Theater: Movie of the Week is The Terminator starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Stupidpiece Theater's Universal Truth of the Week:
"Pain can be controlled.&...
Posted by The Stupid Elephant on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:49:00 PST