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About Me

my name is dylan.im 19 years old.im single.i graduated from new hope high school last year.im easy to get along with til you piss me off.the only real fear i have is midgets just because theyre at the ideal height for chewing your knee caps off.im unemployed at the moment and im lovin every bit of it.i havent gone to college but itll happen eventually.im in the national gaurd and im gettin sent to egypt in november.i like workin on my trucks,shooting stuff, blowin shit up,camping and that kinda stuff..Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1969 Dodge Charger R/T
You are a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T! You love your car.....it hauls ass, but you really don't like the new charger at all...at least you know you can whoop on it! You love burning rubber....but hate buying more and more tires...
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!
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My Interests

i like watching movies, listening to music, workiing on cars, hanging out with friends,camping, takin the truck through some mud, playin with fire, stuff like thatTake the quiz:
What stereotypical car do you you drive?

Muscle Car
You like good old fashioned pavement shreading horsepower. Wings, Stickers and flashy lights do nothing for you. Its all about the power. Sure, looks are nice, but who cares, all they will be seeing is your tail lights anyway. You want a car that is going to be agressive and mean. While you may not feel the need to show it all the time, you want the confidence of being able to light up the tires and leave everyone else in the smoke. You are a strong minded person with a lot of self control. You dont need to be the center of attention all the time, but can drw it at the drop of a clutch.

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Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 100%
Sloth: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 40%
Lust: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths. How Sinful Are You?

Music:

led zepplin, system of a down, black label society, breaking benjamin, pink floyd, joe walsh, everlast, bob seger, smile empty soul, staind, collective soul, kansas, creedence clearwater revival, drowning pool, future leaders of the world, hank williams jr., johnny cash, marshall tucker band, shinedown, alterbridge,theory of a deadman, journy,styx, tom petty, seether, atreyu, hinder, flyleaf, and more

Movies:

dazed and confused, black hawk down, we were soldiers, jarhead, happy gilmore, gone in 60 seconds, the fast and the furious, tears of the sun, the hunted, forrest gump, the green mile, mr. and mrs. smith, sin city, red eye, the longest yard, full metal jacket, die hard, hostage,monty python and the holy grail,road to perdition,anchorman,without a paddle, and theres a ton more

Television:

seinfeld,the boondocks,robot chicken,simpsons, daily show with jon stewart, the colbert report, and more

My Blog

support them forever

Take a man and put him alone,Put him twelve thousand miles from home.Empty his heart of all but blood,Make him live in sand, in mud.This is the life I have to live,This the soul to God I give.You have...
Posted by When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine!! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

damn i feel better

i figured id write about some stuff that pisses me off.hopefully itll help me feel better.This little part is for my cousin, one of the many Marines fighting to protect us from the ragheads.i just tho...
Posted by When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine!! on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

read this...if it applies to you then smack yourself and then go buy a real car

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS...AND IF THIS APPLIES TO YOU THE YOU NEED TO SMACK YOURSELF OVER AND OVER TIL YOU FACE GOES NUMB....AND NO THIS IS NOT ME...IT WAS AN ARTICLE I FOUND IN A MAGAZINE...So Im...
Posted by When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine!! on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST